tennessee tophat

another synonym for the mullet

Look at that guy's Tennessee tophat.

by Mark Thompson June 6, 2003

Tothian

Leader of Real-Life Superheroes.

Tothian is the President of the Heroes Network.

by Tothian May 3, 2008

Toshia

An amazingly fun and smart girl. Everyone gets along with her becasue of her open mind and optimistic outlook.

"Who parties and reads? A Toshia does!"

by KaiaPhish January 25, 2009

messy tophat

When one uses a wool hat as a masturbation aid and, upon being walked in on, places said hat up on their head.

Did you hear about Greg? His mom almost caught him jerking off and he had to pull a messy tophat!

by notnops January 16, 2008

Sketch Topia

When your doing something that you dont want other people to know your doing.. something thats sketch

Like selling weed, buying weed, smoking weed!

Search up sketch

(mark) hey come to the park by my house and drop me off a 20 sack.

(josh) uhh can i just meet you at your house?

(mark) why?

(josh) because there's a shit load of people at the park... its sketch topia!

by NASTYBASH August 23, 2011

Haami-lee Tohia

Haami is a very strange definition. It basically means that two human whales decided to fuck each other in the poo poo whole. Wait 1 year and you shit out a fucking abomination that tears open your ass hole. He is a walking land whale with legs and a huge fuck off head. He came here to Australia from New Zealand (home of the whales) swimming in the ocean. Also anything he wrote about Spiro Kolokouris is a huge lie but everyone else is true.

Hey look that a big fucking haami-lee tohia

by Fuck haami he’s a gay cunt September 10, 2018

Toledo Tophat

The act of taking a dump in the hat of someone you don't like. Peferably done when they aren't looking and in a hat that will hold onto the contents until the person dumps it on their head.

Jonathan thinks he's such a badass, but he's getting a Toledo Tophat when he puts on his baseball cap.

by The Viceroy October 4, 2005