Topeka

A word from the Kansa Native American word meaning: A good place to dig for roots.

Commonly confused as a good place to grow potatoes.

Topeka, pronounced tuh-peek-uh is the capitol of Kansas. It comes from the word topeka which is pronounced toe-peek-ah.

by Yomama Chewbaca January 31, 2005

Topeka Poor

Topeka Kansas it’s the butthole of the United States with the most broke ass people. Most can’t even afford a pot to piss in.

He’s not just poor he’s Topeka poor

by Quality Adjuster November 19, 2021

tapex

tapex is a shortening of Tapioca Express

Have you been to the new tapex?

by SVex July 16, 2005

Topeka

Apparently, Google...

What the hell is Topeka?
Google.

by hey zeus chreest April 10, 2010

Tope-Elope Weekend

Also known at a "Topie" weekend happens when anyone working in an office setting schedules either a Friday or Monday off to extend a weekend trip. They will generally schedule this time off as pre-approved Vacation time and then conveniently call in "sick" the day before or day after they are supposed to be back at work to extend their weekend.

Tope-Eloping is enjoyed by those office workers who just don't give a f*ck. More often then not, Tope-Elopers are repeat offenders.

Co-worker 1: "Where is "Amber" today, is she back from her trip?"
Co-worker 2: "Well she took Friday off and said she was going white water rafting this weekend so she probably decided to take a Tope-Elope Weekend...you know...a Topie"

Next day...

"Amber": "Good morning everyone!"
Co-worker 1: "Tope of the morning to YOU Amber!"

by J9B July 11, 2011

topeka

The best internet prank ever. Topeka said they would change their name to google if google moved a location to Topeka. Google responded by changing the display on their site to the word Topeka for 4-1-2010.

That Topeka prank was funny.

by badgerman5566 May 7, 2010

topeka

somewhere it is hot

It's hot in Topeka

by Chloe Catastrophe <3EmoLove February 22, 2009