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Tjoopasaurus

The mighty Tjoopasaurus is the prehistoric variant of the modern day Common Tjoop. It was a massive fat creature who's diet consisted out of dorito chips. It also regularly performed incest and necrophelia.
Wow your sexual habits are like that of a Tjoopasaurus
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Tomosaurus

An ancient creature created by one of Tom's less successful time travel experiments. In the near future Tom tries to send himself back in tie to replace Arnie with a young clone of himself, but it goes wrong and the clone goes back 75 million years. A Giganotosaur is the first to discover this lil' clone in the wilderness, but latent temporal warps etc pull them both into another dimension and a genetic fusion merges the two creatures into the Tomosaurus.

At a massive 8000 feet long and with reasonable telekenisis, Tomosaurus is a prime example of how nature + science + insanity = power gaming.

(or to put in Manus-speak, that picture Roxy did for Tom)
You are all doomed!!!!!
by onfolkestone.co.uk July 15, 2004
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titasaurus

An old woman with pert breasts like a young girl. Usually due to breast enhancement surgery earlier in life..
She's a titasaurus
by andycan October 11, 2010
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thotasaurus

look at that thotasaurus!
by DigBickELITE300 September 22, 2016
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Theasaurus

The coolest dictionary you could ever come across.
Theasaurus= fun, sexy, beautiful, horny, lovable, huggable.

Thoughtful
Horny
Energetic
Awesome
Sexy
Amazing
Unbelievable
Rebellious
Ubersexual
Spankable
:D
Yo check out that theasaurus. she so hot right now.

I'd love to rip the towel; off that theasaurus right this second.
by Mystery boy E11 March 16, 2009
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LOPASAURUS

Lop to rule all lops. Master of being socially inept. So severely stupid and or morally blind you question if they have a back bone or how they have managed to make it to work and back safely.
Damn bro, you let your "wife to be" tell your mom to "get a new dress or get out of the wedding"?! I can't believe you didn't stand up for your own mother dude... She gave you life! You're not just a lop man, youre a fuckin lopasaurus!
by Razosupra August 27, 2019
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Twotasaurus

She had a twotasaurus
by Jimbosium November 28, 2011
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