tooted and booted

To expel flatulence while in motion, or to flatulate while stationary and immediately disperse as to prevent people from knowing you are the farter. This occurs frequently in large crowds. Also known as a cropdust.

Toot = to fart or flatulate
Boot = to walk, or walk away

Watch out, don't go over there. I just tooted and booted."

Aww, geese, Mike totally just tooted and booted."

Those guys are so annoying. I should stroll by and toot and boot.

by TurboDream17 November 7, 2010

Tooted up

if your truck/suv is “tooted up” it sits higher in the front than it does in the back. Aka “Carolina squat” and “Tennessee tilt”. Mostly white 16 year old trap lord wannabes drive them. These vehicles literally sound like the owners took a saw and a wrench set and removed every single Component of the exhaust system.

Normal dude: yo Brody you here that clapping?
Normal Friend: yeah man that’s a fag in a tooted up POS
Normal dude: yup you’re right.

Tooted up truck fag: going 17 mph in a 35 mph at 3200 rpm WHAAAAAPAPAWPAWPEAW

by Trippinat2:36am November 29, 2021

tooted and booted

to fart and then notice you didnt just fart, you also took a shit. same thing as a shart.

oh shit i think i just tooted and booted! i need to go home and change my underwear!

by stopdropandrollballs June 16, 2010

Tooted&booted

A girl that is so fine your jaw drops

Damn girl u really tooted&booted

by Lilcartwheel July 13, 2018

Tooted n' booted

When you pass gas in a public place and or area where other people are currently occupying and then you get out of there as fast as possible.

Lil Christian was at the party with all the homies then he tooted n' booted up out that joint.

by XHale FADELife July 17, 2021

Tooted and Booted

To take of another person's pants, spit in their ass then leave them with their pants down.

Yo Dawg, I swear I got tooted and booted last night.

by Alabama Spitroasting Champion January 4, 2024

i tooted

A weak fart.

Oops, I tooted.

by Onoitooted July 27, 2017