Mark Toolberg

Someone who nonchalantly interrupts a perfectly good conversation you are having with someone and proceeds to ruin your evening by talking about themselves.

Someone who racially abuses some one of South East Asian extraction, occasionally leaving him/her blind in one eye.

Mark Toolberg I'm sorry Sarah Silverman but I don't care for your story about your dying Grandmother can we please talk about me.

Mark Toolberg Excuse me waiter that phở, gỏi cuốn tasted like arse I feel it's only fair that I racially assault you.

by otmazletov February 12, 2013

tooletry

Noun; The practice of being a tool.

Brad worked out at the gym for 5 hours. He enjoys gazing at himself and flexing in the mirror. He is on no athletic team and has no athletic ability. He simply enjoys building his body, but still sucks at it. He was displaying tooletry

example 2: Sarah doesn't want a boyfriend who enjoys tooletry.

by Not tools February 22, 2011

Toolery

1. Being a jerk
2. Acting like a tool

Hitting him in his happy place was a prime example of toolery!

by StillNotAdam September 15, 2009

Tonberry

The Tonberry ranks, from lowest to highest:

-Pug
-Master Pug
-Tonberry
-Masterberry
-Master Tonberry
-Don Tonberry
-Tonberry Chef
-Tonberry King
-Mega Tonberry!

Tonberry takes 10 minutes to sneak up on you even though it's in plain sight, carrying a lantern at its side. Just then it leaps into action!

"EVERYONE'S GRUDGE!"

You die.

by Tonberry King June 11, 2006

Toolterriann

A cool chick who knows her way with or a pro at using vibrators or any hand or power tools

That Treasa is a real toolterriann

by James Wazenya October 3, 2017

Tonberry

1. A small green humanoid monster that wears brown robes and wields a tiny knife. May or may not be holding a lamp. See: Final Fantasy
2. Somebody you don't take seriously until it's too late

(2) Ouch! That tonberry got me!

by Mushroom Hyren December 3, 2003

Tonberry

A small green creature with a fish-like tail. Always seen wearing brown robes and wielding a small knife. May or may not be wielding a lantern

A small figure approaches slowly from the shadows. One step, followed by another and so on until this creature and you are both standing face to face. Suddenly!! DOINK~! Death by Tonberry

by magnumreloader March 6, 2009