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Toonami

A revered testosterone enhancement pack to Cartoon Network. The block spanned for 11 years, with little signs of trouble in the early days. It was heaven to anyone who wanted daily doses of anime, especially Dragonball Z. As Cartoon Network changes, snobby imbeciles called producers got too concerned with image and money. The more creative minds that came about of the early '90s kept enough pull to continue the block. But... Cartoon Network decided to push Toonami to Saturday only, late in the evening when most kids are conking out, and thus damaged the ratings. Miguzi only made it worse.
After Adult Swim's Aqua Teen Hunger Force Boston bomb scare, Jim Samples left his job as president, and in comes Stuart Snyder. Toonami had just hit a 10th anniversary change that disrupted the look and feel of the original. Worse, Kishimoto's beloved ninja was stuck in 80+ chapters of pure filler. With this, Toonami was sadistically taken off the air in a way that would make all Cowboy Bebop fans swig a beer. Stuart Snyder replaced it with live-action tv, then further degraded the network with Canadian bull, all animated by Flash and too cliched for words. "CN" now runs Mohave-dry Canadian TV, live action ripping off Discovery Channel, and MAD, which seems bent on Justin Bieber's freakin' hairdo, Lada Gaga's soda can look, and just about any other thing preppy Aeropostale-wearing, faux hawk-sporting mooks would watch with a cat named Mr. Floobenschlappen.
Most devoted fans of Toonami will try to pride themselves on the memories of the block. Some people have even taken it so far as to try and resurrect it. It's clear that within three solid years, CN underwent a mudslide in television program quality.

If you recognize Toonami, God Bless you.
Any riff-raff that dares to speak ill will of Toonami will be immediately ostracized for being so remarkably ignorant. If they dare say Flapjack or Chowder was awesome, chances are it's a bratty 10-yr old who loves Pixar's "Cars" too much and flips out if you diss Sonic the Hedgehog, EVER!

The economy can also be at fault for its rude cancellation, reducing the budget for CN. But that's a whole different story.

Things will be a million times worse if I said "Hey, do you like Gundam," and a CN viewer said, "OOH! Is that the next sequel to Total Drama Island?! Me likey Katie and Sadie! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

Cue brutal face kick.
by CommanderThunderush August 3, 2011
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toomah

synonymous with tumor, but may specifically denote a malignant brain lesion causing headaches when used only in retort by a muscular Austrian man to a room of inquisitive adolescents
"What's the matter?"
"Oh, I have a headache."
"It might be a tumor?"
"IT'S NOT A TOOMAH, IT'S NOT A TOOMAH, AT ALL!!!"
by Grammar Hammer January 8, 2012
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No tocar

"No tocar" literally means "not touching", in Spanish.
Coined by ANSI artist 'burps', "no tocar" refers to a general rule that blocks from different parts of an object should not be touching, and instead be separated, usually with black space.
There's too much tocar! Remember the rule of no tocar!
by -CatX- December 30, 2019
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Toogans

Noun 1. A Glutton.
2. A person who pushes the boundaries of unhealthy food choices.
3. A gluttonous lifestyle.

Adv. 1. A toogans approach to eating.

Adj. 1. Descriptive of an overindulgent food item or person.

Verb. 1. To overindulge in food.
For Noun:
"A Toogans Move": Ordering a double bacon cheeseburger and then requesting ranch dressing to dip it in. Dipping cheesecake in chocolate syrup. Dipping any already fried food in ranch dressing. Shaking the excess crumbs from a bag of chips into your mouth after consuming the entire bag. Turning the bag inside out and licking it.

For Adverb: "I'm about to go toogans on this meal!"

For Adjective: "That desert was a toogans delight." or "Look at that fatty toogans over there."

For Verb: "To toog or not to toog, that is the question."
by MurphyB July 6, 2008
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Toonami

Cartoon Network's block of action shows, usually anime
by Eddy October 25, 2003
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Tooba

A female, usually muslim; A really pretty, sweet girl. She seems shy or quiet at first, but she's actually a crazy and cute person. She is hot, but cute. Sweet, but sassy. Smart and funny. Tall and Skinny. PERFECT. She is someone you can always count on and tell anything to. I'm in love with a Tooba and it is the best thing in the world. People make her seem like a bad person or say negative things about her, but they are just jealous. Tooba's are the most honest people in the world and they hate liars.
Tooba is perfect.
by DamnGirrrrlllllll August 14, 2014
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It's not a toomah

Immortal words of a great poet named Arnold Von Schwarzenegger.
"It's not a Toomah!!!!" replied Arny.
by Poopsy July 8, 2003
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