tony

A slang term for the street drug cocaine. Derived from rapper Tony Yayo
Hey man... where's all the Tony tonite??
by THC420 May 11, 2007
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Synonym for the word “meathead.” Describes any muscular guy (or a jit who thinks he is) huge and only likes to look at his muscles in the mirror, drink protein shakes, and lift more than he can handle. Has trouble turning his thoughts into words. Found wearing sleeveless shirts or really tight ones. Carry around a gallon jug of water at the gym and have the mental capacity of a dead squirrel.
There goes that effing tony again, buying more protein powder.
by King Jit February 09, 2007
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slang for cocaine. used in conversation when around people are around.
"you hanging out with tony tonight?"
"do you know where tony is?"
by velix May 27, 2005
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someone who states tey can communicate properly and with coherent ability but fails to do so everytime and also only communicates when necessary for them - also snapchats but does not respond to facetimes and or texts
GOSH he won't talk straight to me, such a TONY
by green screen man June 29, 2020
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A male who opts to sit down and pee out of concern for the future cleanliness of the bathroom. Such as nights of excess drinking or half awake 2 am pisses.
"Last night I got so drunk I was worried Id miss the toilet when I pissed so I totally pulled a Tony out of respect for the owners of the bathroom."
by josh joshin January 28, 2008
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tony; to discipline ur boss
tony pee'd on ricky to sort the equilibrium out which was sort of unbalanced...
by DANZZZAAAAAAAATHEBITCHHHHHHHHH January 15, 2010
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generally used to describe a horses penis, particularly a very small one as a result of a birth defect or amputation.
man I got slapped in the face with a tony last night.

I would hate to be a tony

that guy was such a tony last night, I'm never dating him again.
by Master Nz October 23, 2007
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