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Tonnesen

When you have a threesome on a bench in a public park
I had a tonnesen last night
by Florentino#69 Folkeparken September 6, 2016
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Tonneau Cover

The act of placing sarran wrap on someones face or chest and then deficating upon it so as to get the transfer of heat, with none of the mess.
Man: Would you like a cleveland steamer?
Woman: No thanks, it's too messy.
Man: How aboot the Tonneau Cover?
Woman: Yes, Thank You. I would enjoy that very much!
by Angry Pirate45 June 7, 2009
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Biff Tannen

The sexual maneuver in which a man uses the head of his erect penis to vigorously knock three times on his partner's forehead and then exclaim "Hello?! McFly?!", in reference to Back to the Future Part II.
"I Biff Tannen'd her so hard I put a dent in her skull and now there's blood when I urinate."
by Rick James, nigga December 6, 2009
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metric fuck tonne

Noun: An extremely large amount of something, unto absurdity.

Generally used in hyperbole.

Note: proper usage demands the British spelling of "tonne" becuse the extra letters are also absurd.
Angrybunnyman updates his journal a metric fuck tonne
by Angrybunnyman January 5, 2005
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William Tennent High School

Located in Warminster, Pennsylvania, it is the public high school for the children of Warminster, Ivyland, and Southampton. Known to most as "Tennent", the school is attended by mostly tools and wannabe sluts.

Tennent is home to the William Tennent Panthers. Although most of the school's teams aren't very successful, the students and family show love and support at every event.

Nicknames: Tennent and White Trash High School (By those of other school districs).
"You goin' to Tennent (William Tennent High School) tonight for the game? Everyone's gonna be there!"
"HELL YEAH!"
by Dr. Devitt October 23, 2011
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tannenbaumed

When you start dating a crazy psycho heaux with kids right before the holidays hit and you come home to a fully decorated Christmas tree in your bachelor pad.
Dude, this chick Lance "isn't dating" tannenbaumed him the other night....
by El Guapo Sanchez November 22, 2019
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The One Tonne Challenge

Where by large women are slept with by competing men for the sake of sport.
A race to 2200 lbs. (5 or more participating males needed; each one individually trying to reach the 2200 lb mark first)

The maximum number of girls you can have sex with to reach the goal of the One Tonne Challenge is 10. On average this would be 220 lbs each. Relations with over 10 females to reach the 2200 lb goal will result in disqualification.

You can divide your females up as you wish in order to reach the weight goal.

Eg. If you go under weight on some, say 180 lbs, you will have to compensate with a larger girl to even out, say 26o lbs.

The first person to reach the weight goal, while keeping their number of companions to under 10 is declared the winner.
by Lord P & Fab C January 26, 2005
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