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tommy-bag

A scumbag with no equal. The kind of tough ass, New York/New Jersey/Philadelphia guido you find trolling mainstream clubs in the tri-state area. Usually a high school graduate or GED certified, a Tommy-bag is an aggressive sociopath that should be avoided at all cost.
A tommy-bag finds it difficult to interact socially with the world around him. He interprets every sensory perception as a threat to his masculinity, and therefore has a hard time leaving somewhere without first being thrown out.
You can recognize a tommy-bag by his orange skin, gold chain,kangol hat, stifling amounts of cheap cologne, and a hostile, negative attitude toward everything in general.
The tommy-bag spends his days filling the minds of others with his ignorant opinions on sports, municipal politics, and women, usually in a local tavern or bar or even more likely, sports talk radio.
Phil's getting thrown out of the pizza shop again. What a tommy-bag

I cant believe that big fucking tommy-bag wanted to fight that waitress.
by john duffy October 17, 2005
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Tommy Brown

Having sex with someone in another person's tent and wiping it on their sleeping bag.
I did a Tommy Brown at camp last week.
by Gunny-Guy January 12, 2017
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Tommy Bahama

A high-end American brand, manufacturing casual clothes with a tropical flair. They are famous for their flower patterned linen shirts, colorful khaki pants, and light cotton knits. It is often worn by either wealthy boat-owning retirees or well-off University bros on vacation who are looking for a more exotic alternative to their usual preppy brands.
John: "I'm traveling to St. Barths next month for a catamaran cruise, should I buy any new clothes for the trip?"
Alex: "Definitely get some Tommy Bahama"
by Nothing is real March 9, 2018
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tommy bumfinger

the phrase given to when your finger goes through the toilet paper and presses the rusty sheriffs badge
man, i had a sloppy poop last night and whilst mopping up my fingers went through the wet paper....

...eww tommy bumfinger....now wash your hands
by silverfox73 November 27, 2009
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Tommy Bui

a weird creature of some sort
"Run away, I think he is a Tommy Bui"
by SITZY October 25, 2017
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Tommy Boy

The most extravagantly fantastic and outrageously stupid character played by wordChris Farley/word, also the title of the movie he is from. It came out in 1995 and instantly became and remains to be one of the funniest movies in existance.
**TOMMY's open M&M bag slides into RICHARD's car's A/C vent on the dash, when RICHARD takes a hard right**

RICHARD: Ohh No! That sounds great! Wow that's really gonna UP the re-sale value!!

TOMMY: I think we're gonna be ok. They have a thin candy shell. Hmph! Surprised you didn't know that.

RICHARD: I think your HEAD has a thin candy shell!

TOMMY:Y-your head has the sh- sh..shell on it.

RICHARD: Are you talking?

TOMMY: Shut up, Richard!
by larstait October 29, 2003
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Tommy Bullshit

Random Bullshit caused by Tommy. includes: no matress stealing, no drinking before 9 am, no stabbing people, no sleep walking, no getting arrested, no morph suiting, no dome next to friends, no setting fire safety signs on fire, ect...
guy no. 1: did you see that matress in the elevator?
guy no. 2: yeah thats some Tommy Bullshit right there.
by 5th Floor Murdough November 30, 2010
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