A scumbag with no equal. The kind of tough ass, New York/New Jersey/Philadelphia guido you find trolling mainstream clubs in the tri-state area. Usually a high school graduate or GED certified, a Tommy-bag is an aggressive sociopath that should be avoided at all cost.
A tommy-bag finds it difficult to interact socially with the world around him. He interprets every sensory perception as a threat to his masculinity, and therefore has a hard time leaving somewhere without first being thrown out.
You can recognize a tommy-bag by his orange skin, gold chain,kangol hat, stifling amounts of cheap cologne, and a hostile, negative attitude toward everything in general.
The tommy-bag spends his days filling the minds of others with his ignorant opinions on sports, municipal politics, and women, usually in a local tavern or bar or even more likely, sports talk radio.
A tommy-bag finds it difficult to interact socially with the world around him. He interprets every sensory perception as a threat to his masculinity, and therefore has a hard time leaving somewhere without first being thrown out.
You can recognize a tommy-bag by his orange skin, gold chain,kangol hat, stifling amounts of cheap cologne, and a hostile, negative attitude toward everything in general.
The tommy-bag spends his days filling the minds of others with his ignorant opinions on sports, municipal politics, and women, usually in a local tavern or bar or even more likely, sports talk radio.
Phil's getting thrown out of the pizza shop again. What a tommy-bag
I cant believe that big fucking tommy-bag wanted to fight that waitress.
I cant believe that big fucking tommy-bag wanted to fight that waitress.
by john duffy October 17, 2005
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A high-end American brand, manufacturing casual clothes with a tropical flair. They are famous for their flower patterned linen shirts, colorful khaki pants, and light cotton knits. It is often worn by either wealthy boat-owning retirees or well-off University bros on vacation who are looking for a more exotic alternative to their usual preppy brands.
John: "I'm traveling to St. Barths next month for a catamaran cruise, should I buy any new clothes for the trip?"
Alex: "Definitely get some Tommy Bahama"
Alex: "Definitely get some Tommy Bahama"
by Nothing is real March 9, 2018
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man, i had a sloppy poop last night and whilst mopping up my fingers went through the wet paper....
...eww tommy bumfinger....now wash your hands
...eww tommy bumfinger....now wash your hands
by silverfox73 November 27, 2009
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**TOMMY's open M&M bag slides into RICHARD's car's A/C vent on the dash, when RICHARD takes a hard right**
RICHARD: Ohh No! That sounds great! Wow that's really gonna UP the re-sale value!!
TOMMY: I think we're gonna be ok. They have a thin candy shell. Hmph! Surprised you didn't know that.
RICHARD: I think your HEAD has a thin candy shell!
TOMMY:Y-your head has the sh- sh..shell on it.
RICHARD: Are you talking?
TOMMY: Shut up, Richard!
RICHARD: Ohh No! That sounds great! Wow that's really gonna UP the re-sale value!!
TOMMY: I think we're gonna be ok. They have a thin candy shell. Hmph! Surprised you didn't know that.
RICHARD: I think your HEAD has a thin candy shell!
TOMMY:Y-your head has the sh- sh..shell on it.
RICHARD: Are you talking?
TOMMY: Shut up, Richard!
by larstait October 29, 2003
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guy no. 1: did you see that matress in the elevator?
guy no. 2: yeah thats some Tommy Bullshit right there.
guy no. 2: yeah thats some Tommy Bullshit right there.
by 5th Floor Murdough November 30, 2010
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