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tommy-bag 

A scumbag with no equal. The kind of tough ass, New York/New Jersey/Philadelphia guido you find trolling mainstream clubs in the tri-state area. Usually a high school graduate or GED certified, a Tommy-bag is an aggressive sociopath that should be avoided at all cost.
A tommy-bag finds it difficult to interact socially with the world around him. He interprets every sensory perception as a threat to his masculinity, and therefore has a hard time leaving somewhere without first being thrown out.
You can recognize a tommy-bag by his orange skin, gold chain,kangol hat, stifling amounts of cheap cologne, and a hostile, negative attitude toward everything in general.
The tommy-bag spends his days filling the minds of others with his ignorant opinions on sports, municipal politics, and women, usually in a local tavern or bar or even more likely, sports talk radio.
Phil's getting thrown out of the pizza shop again. What a tommy-bag

I cant believe that big fucking tommy-bag wanted to fight that waitress.
tommy-bag by john duffy October 17, 2005
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004