tomming the ron

A reference to Parks and Recreation. When doing something with someone else to boost their ego.

Guy 1: dude ive been playing online scrabble with my girlfriend but she's so bad at it.
Guy 2: maybe she's Tomming the Ron
Guy 1: yeah maybe

by Starbuck32123 August 15, 2016

"Tomming" it

Upon entering a woman with your penis, you grasp the shaft at the base. From there you proceed to swirl you penis rapidly. If performed correctly the G-spot should be hit every time.

Dude, I was "Tomming" it last night, my girl went crazy and let me throat her.

by dddge October 23, 2011

Tomming

When a person punches themselves in the junk repeatedly due to the outcome of a sporting event.

I wonder if Tom can still father children after "tomming" himself all last night because of Cutler's performance.

by snobbig j November 18, 2009

tomming

Blogging while Intoxicated

I wish he'd quit tomming--all of these blog posts he writes while drunk are rambling rants of nonsense.

by thehandrew March 18, 2008

Tommin

THe excessive use of over exageration in a story to explain a point.

Yo man stop tommin that would never happen.

by Donz44 June 28, 2010

Tomming

To walk around naked except for boxer shorts, with your cock hanging through the crotch opening

Tom walked through a very populated dorm one night whilst drunk, and his cock was hanging out. Therefore, we call it Tomming.

by Drunk at MTU February 24, 2009

Tomming

Touching people inappropriately and not knowing what no means while thinking you're cool by looking like Harry Potter when everyone else knows that you don't because you're a dumb fuck.

"Why are you tomming? That's not okay?"
"You were just tommed by that guy. Why was he tomming?"

by Beaty McMeat November 9, 2019