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1. n. - A gathering of fags who suck each others cocks and lan HL2 and other crappy, gay games at the same time.
2. v. - to suck ones cock while playing HL2 or some other shitty, stupid game.

booty
1. "Tomicon is the biggest sausage fest ever. They suck each other off though so it's cool."
2. "I Tomiconed that mother fuckin n00b as an initiation."
Tomicon by witheldhahaha April 22, 2005
The ship of Tom Marvolo Riddle and Hermione Granger from the Harry Potter series though the ship is not cannon. This ship is typically only found in fanfiction and a large pull behind it is the similarities between the two characters. Knowledge seekers and highly intelligent. One goes on to become a powerful Dark Lord and the other is considered the brightest witch of her age as well as being instrumental in helping to defeat Voldemort (in cannon). It is referred to as Tomione or mentioned as TRHG.
Tomione is used to identify the pairing of Tom Riddle and Hermione Granger. In an AU world of Harry Potter Hermione Granger somehow comes into contact with Tom Marvolo Riddle (AKA Lord Voldemort). Through this contact some form of a relationship forms through their interactions and can eventually lead to a romantic relationship. This pairing typically fights against each other, but something generally draws them together. Both are highly intelligent, love learning, seek out knowledge on magic, top students, Prefects and members of the Slugclub...they've got much in common though many issues to battle through.
Tomione by knowledgeaddicted December 27, 2011
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a cross pollination between tomatoes and onion
use tomion with the pasta
from Our Idiot Brother - Official Trailer
tomion by ahmedattar August 2, 2011
Tomison usually goes by the name Tom or Tommy but HES very kind, sweet, minecraft obsessed he’s also quite a nerd when it comes to the dream smp and minecraft he loves YouTube. He likes to get in police chases aswell
He just bought a whole minecraft Lego set bet he’s a tomison
tomison by Mymates8181 November 23, 2021

Tomaconda 

Hung well, strong and confident with killer sports abilities
I love being stung by Tomaconda
Tomaconda by Wellwhatsup January 25, 2024