tombstoned

When an individual (or several, depending on the amount of the substance) become so thoroughly stoned that they are unable to move.

Dude, look at Colin there. He is totally tombstoned. What an ass.

by Secret_Ferret July 29, 2008

Tombstoner

a goth (or just a really edgy person) who smokes weed.

yeah man, i met this cool tombstoner in slipknots concert.

by Psalmas March 10, 2019

The Tombstone

You flip a woman upside down in piledriver/69 position (made famous by the Undertaker), you eat her out for 5-10 minutes and then as she climaxes, you piledrive her straight on her head and break her neck.

I hooked up with this woman yesterday, and I gave her the Tombstone. Her funeral is tomorrow.

by ThatDude1826 July 22, 2012

Tombstoner

Heavy Fuzz Rock band from the Pacific Northwest.

Man I just can't get that Tombstoner song out of my head it's so heavy it's stuck between my ears like Mercury.

by PDXHipster November 17, 2010

tombstoning

1. a graphic description of an extreme wipeout in surfing, where the surfer is pinned to the bottom by the force of the wave, and the resultant tension on his leash keeps the surfboard perfectly vertical protruding halfway out of the water; appearing to spectators on the shore as a tombstone marking a watery grave.

2. metaphorically, experiencing helplessness in the face of an overwhelming oppositional force, often mother nature.

"Dude, Mark got worked at Waiamea yesterday, he was fully tombstoning!"

Q- "Another beer brah?"
A- "No thanks man - I'm still tombstoning from last night."

by Chiefnutz October 19, 2005

Tombstoning

Burring someone up to there neck and then T bagging them!

Morning love fancy a bit of Tombstoning?

by BillyBallBag January 26, 2022

Tombstone

A robot that competes on Battlebots and was the 2016 Champion.

Tombstone is the king of kinetic.

by Bowsercrusher19 July 1, 2019