Tobin

(adj) toe-bin: to be lazy, slow, sometimes anti-social, or not wanting to do anything but sleep, eat, and drink.

Go get your food and stop being a tobin.

by infestedXmind April 20, 2008

Tobin

A pussy bitch faced nozzler that gets everyone suspended or expelled and fucks up everything for everyone else for no reason. Complete bitch and constantly changes school because everyone hates him. He will often act very innocent and not know what hes doing, he also usually has no friends. He will tell on anyone and everyone for no fucking reason because he thinks its always directed at him.

Dude that kid is a fucking tobin, he thought that I was calling him a penis when I just randomly yelled it out, now class sucks, and Im suspended.

by ShoShlong December 14, 2010

Tobin

To involuntarily spit the contents of your mouth (usually liquid) after finding something rather amusing.

I was drinking chocolate milkshake and did a Tobin all over the strangers on the bus, most embarrassing day of my life.

by Something Something NSA July 13, 2014

Tobin

An employee who rides the bosses dick all day. When they are not dick riding, they choose to talk to all the women in the office to pretend that they are not homosexual.

Did you hear Larry was going golfing with boss tomorrow?
Yeah, he’s such a tobin, we all know he would rather be staring at those fuck boy interns asses.

by Lorenzo Von Matterhorn August 8, 2018

Tobin

A sexual act in which one inseminates himself.

He loves it tobin style.

by Philosirapper December 19, 2016

Tobin

A small town kid who is the gayest piece of shit you know. He sucks his cousins cock to carry him in Fortnite, his dad beats him for wearing his free jacket, and always watches the fat kid with the yellow jacket play video games during class.

Girl: Oh look there goes Tobin bhind the local fat ass going to class.

by Tristan Jones February 27, 2019

Tobin

A Tobin is generally just a normal mean boy who is desperately trying to fit in with the douchebags. He is a scum sucking hoebag and he will try to steal all of your friends but end up with none.

Boy 1: Look at him, what the fuck is he wearing?
Boy 2: Aw, bro he's such a Tobin.

by sit the fuck down November 6, 2019