1. One who leaves a trail of death & destruction. 2. To believe you have the inside track with God and that your cause is infallable and just. 3. To be a narcissistic disingenuous four flusher. 4. To wear a smile while stabbing an unsuspecting friend in the back. 5. The only experience worse then a Tabasco enema.
"Whewdamn, looks like a Tobinator has been through here."
"Check out this disaster, what would you say, maybe a catagory 4 Tobinator?"
"You know the Tobinator's motto: if you can't make a difference, at least make a mess."
"Check out this disaster, what would you say, maybe a catagory 4 Tobinator?"
"You know the Tobinator's motto: if you can't make a difference, at least make a mess."
by roadkill March 12, 2005
He is the sexiest guy ever and hoes love him he gets all the pussy and has a mega dick he is a sex god that will leave you unable to stand for weeks he is super loyal
Tobin means the sex god
by Flabby boyooo February 07, 2018
Tobin is the most the annoying boy on he planet earth. He is a huge smart ass. He was literally 2 girls that remotely find him attractive. He also has a bigger ego than Barbie's closet. He is a disgrace to nerds everywhere. He is awful at sports and he won't shut up.
by The_Real_One_ March 04, 2018
(adj) toe-bin: to be lazy, slow, sometimes anti-social, or not wanting to do anything but sleep, eat, and drink.
by infestedXmind April 21, 2008
A pussy bitch faced nozzler that gets everyone suspended or expelled and fucks up everything for everyone else for no reason. Complete bitch and constantly changes school because everyone hates him. He will often act very innocent and not know what hes doing, he also usually has no friends. He will tell on anyone and everyone for no fucking reason because he thinks its always directed at him.
Dude that kid is a fucking tobin, he thought that I was calling him a penis when I just randomly yelled it out, now class sucks, and Im suspended.
by ShoShlong December 14, 2010
To involuntarily spit the contents of your mouth (usually liquid) after finding something rather amusing.
I was drinking chocolate milkshake and did a Tobin all over the strangers on the bus, most embarrassing day of my life.
by Something Something NSA July 13, 2014
An employee who rides the bosses dick all day. When they are not dick riding, they choose to talk to all the women in the office to pretend that they are not homosexual.
Did you hear Larry was going golfing with boss tomorrow?
Yeah, he’s such a tobin, we all know he would rather be staring at those fuck boy interns asses.
Yeah, he’s such a tobin, we all know he would rather be staring at those fuck boy interns asses.
by Lorenzo Von Matterhorn August 08, 2018