Dog to fox line

It is that line that your sober (real) friends see you cross and will give friendly warning.

Sober people will pick up on the skank factor that your drunk ass is blind to.
That girl across the bar is a dog but your beer goggles and penis are saying its a fox.

Drunk ass: aww man .. Over there .. Look..I need to tap that ..

Friend :Dude...I'm sorry but you crossed that dog to fox line an hour ago.... Don't do it

by Saneand71 June 25, 2016

dish it to the dog

If you are playing basketball and a kid says (or adult) you must pass it to them at all costs and when they get the ball they must pull down their pants and shoot the ball.

Yo dish it to the dog chief. (Shoots ball) the walks away like a champ.

by Lil Geazy June 15, 2019

you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg

The application of the expression 'you can take a horse to water, but you can't make it drink' the more familiar domestic dog.
When someone either deliberately or through stupidity refuses to take the obvious decision or follow the necessary course of action.
Can also be "...cock its leg".

A: "I told X to look at the new proceedures before the promotion interview"
B: "yeah, well, you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg".

by MoLincs September 20, 2009

Showing card tricks to a dog

Trying to a explain something that's very complex to someone that doesn't understand the basic fundamentals the thing you are explaining is based on.

I tried to explain it to him, but he kept asking the same non sequitur questions over and over. I felt like I was showing card tricks to a dog.

by Al Benedict November 14, 2010

Taking the dog to the park

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a transexual person

There are those who enjoy taking the dog to the park
Man, Tom was so drunk last night - he took the dog to the park.

by T-Kabs April 28, 2010

Damn shame what happened to that dog

A person is a messed up situation in which the end result is also messed up. (Quoted from the film, "Coming To America", From when the blind man and the Seeing Eye Dog died in the room that Prince Akeem wanted to rent out.)

When Paul went to take his final exam he found out that it was yesterday, he is most defintely gonna fail this semester,Damn shame what happened to that dog.....

by Marvel_Boy June 10, 2010

teaching your dog to drive

A polite suggestion that someone has admirable faith while being out of touch with reality.

"Brilliant idea, truly, but you're teaching your dog to drive."

by Monkey's Dad March 31, 2020