welcome.to.facebook

welcome.to.facebook is a tiktoker Who used to be known to be an Addison Rae hatepage named
add1ss0n_raecist.Her most viral video is one where she says that she has a crush on her best friend with the bear from masha and the bear running in the backrooms as background.Now her account is flopping.

“Welcome.to.facebook is my fave mutual from tiktok!”
“Remember when welcome.to.facebook was an Addison Rae hatepage?”

by welcome.to.facebook August 9, 2022

Go back to Facebook

When there's a Karen (or a facebook mom) who is being really annoying on a different social media platform (e.g. twitter), and should just go back to Facebook. It's used when people are really annoying. It's basically a way of saying "Go back to where you came from", but more respectfully, and less racist.

Karen: "Stop doing something, do something else."
A great human being: "Go back to Facebook!"

by ihfsdihaoifd September 21, 2021

Take it to Facebook

When you work for a shitty 3rd party vendor performing certs, badges, and tokens for FB (didn't they die?) and your paycheck is withheld for at least six weeks, you "Take it to Facebook" by referring to your lack of a paycheck on your Status Update until it gets resolved.

My man works for this shitty 3rd party company which is a vendor of FB and if they don't pay him soon, he's gonna have to Take it to Facebook.

by [e-mail] May 12, 2022

Facebook to 4chan

When someone says something Facebook friendly and another person turns that something into something phallic or inappropriate and therefore making it no longer Facebook friendly and now 4chan friendly.

Boy: " I love pineapple!"
Girl: " Up your ass"!

Boy: " You just took that from Facebook to 4chan!"

by KyouBlueZ March 14, 2018

Facebook Is Dead To Me

When a person gets to the point where they stop logging into Facebook because they are fed up with all of the pathetic and mundane posts by people who are trying to give the appearance their life is great, but in reality they’re unhappy and miserable.

Loser: Dude, why haven't I seen you on Facebook?

Non-Loser: Because I cannot stand all those fucking losers who are trying to pretend how happy they are. If they didn't have a forum to pretend they were happy and post pictures of their ugly kids,

they would probably be french kissing the barrel of a gun. Facebook is dead to me, you fucking bitch.

by Caoimhghin August 25, 2016

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You clicked on flag or something on this cursed website, and are currently on a universal scale of boredom. Then decided to put it into that forbidden search bar just to see some nonsense written by someone on the other side of the world.

Are you proud of yourself?

Friend: Want to play another match?
You: I would love to but... I need to be productive and do homework.
Friend: Alright, please be quick though!
You: I need to do my writing essay for fiction. Let's go to Urbandictionary.com and find some nonsense words.

10 mins later.
You: Wow I didn't know that all these pages exist!
*You search "SIGN IN (づ ◕‿‿◕ )づ Please sign in to vote and post new definitions Sign in with Facebook Sign in with Gmail) " after seeing a sign up page.
You: Ok I am done now, actually one more word!
(The painful cycle of wasting time has begun)

by Trumpium December 14, 2021

face to face-book

A face to face meeting between two people who originally get to know each other on facebook.

It was interesting to find out that the bride and groom were a "face to face-book" connection.

by Bryan C P T April 25, 2007