Titus

A television show that was on FOX but then, after 3 amazing seasons, was ripped off the air by those nutbags at FOX.
I watched Titus last night and it was great!
by Bit March 21, 2004
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Titus has always had the biggest dick and picks up all the chicks. He's smart, good looking, and super athletic. He sticks his dick deep in to girls and gives them huge orgasms all the time. He makes them so wet and sore everyday. He's also very adventurous and has nice hair
Girl 1: hey are you Titus

Titus: of course

Girl 2:Put your huge cock in me !!
by Ilikebigdick123ohyeah August 17, 2017
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Que pasatitu?
by eugeni April 30, 2004
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He is the bestest friend you'll ever have. He is a huge teddy bear that is always awkward. With his weird jokes. Sometimes he can be a huge dummie. But if you need help or you just feel sad he'll be there for you. If you ever get the chance to be his girlfriend take that chance or you'll regret it. No he's a dirtbag
Girl: Titus is such a cutie
Girl 2: bro he is so fake. Dont do it fam
by Marvelkittyfan September 28, 2019
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Titus is a guy you have a crush on just to find out he has a secret girlfriend. Titus is someone you will eventually hate
Oh what ?! Titus has a girlfriend already !
by I really love him January 04, 2019
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The name of children who will end up carrying a very strong sense of humor and the willingness to sacrifice for a good laugh. He'll probably have a tendency to misplace his slippers. These children are often born in New Zealand, and then move to Hawaii and form a strange accent.
Person 1: Dude I just lost my cat.
Person 2: what? What's updog?
Person 1: LOLWUT? Is your name Titus?
by 50Calpito June 23, 2011
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An indifferent one on the low end of morality, or lacking thereof. A manwhore with little regard for others' opinions and views. A sadistic and often offensive sense of humor. Sees oneself as an elitist in terms of combat and sexual ability.
Person 1: Why's he hittin' on every girl?
Person 2: It's Titus, c'mon...

Person 1: Hehe, let's do this.
Person 2: Don't be like Titus, dude.
by Kinjiro April 14, 2005
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