tittyhamper

Where you throw your bad days, annoying people, or anything negative.

I was supposed to go golfing on Saturday but I got called in to work. Might as well throw the whole weekend in the tittyhamper.

by DrTom May 20, 2014

tittybagmcdouchecanon

pure awesomeness, the sum of intese joy and utter satisfaction.

shrink: how did that make you feel?

2nd party: tittybagmcdouchecanon.

by cpt. berzerko October 30, 2010

Tittymama

Tittymama: n. - One who's knowing of the connection of the Titty Tribe; (2) a member of the Titty Tribe; (3) a being of untold holy power in the workings of the inner-soul.

Titty Tribe members are remote to find, and many individuals falsely claim to be associted. One who calls themselves a Tittymama is generally in no way related to the Titty Tribe. Be weary when seeking out a Tittymama, for they are powerful and spontaneous, and can knock one on their arse.

(1) "I've never ran into a Tittymama!"

- "Dude, I met one on the interwebs."

"Trippy."

(2) *in a somber K-6th grade classroom* "Now, children, if you ever run into a Tittymama, do not stop and chat. They are dangerous."

(3) "I wish I could be a Tittymama..."

- "Me too, that's my life dream."

by Pure Reality February 4, 2014

tittygargoyle

One whose "titties" take on a monstorous appearance during the day in order to frighten and horrify young children. The Greeks coined this term to primarily describe fifth grade teachers.

Mrs. Balzdorf was a tittygargoyle! Everytime she moved in front of the class, her titties bounced and killed small children.

by Rob July 25, 2004

tittygargoyle

one who enjoys sucking on chicken teet. expecially one with a bisexual or homosexual orientation. or PrinceDerek Allums. somewhat similar to the Assgoblin except not as talented at shuffling cards

Wow, PrinceDerek sure is a tittygargoyle. He had that chicken on its back in a flash.

by elizabeth July 20, 2004

Tittywampus

In a circumstance where a ladies breast hits you in the face accidentally.

I was laid in bed last night and the wife jumped in next to me, her breast hit me in the face and gave me a right tittywampus.

by Dr Loverocket March 26, 2021

Tittygram

When a girl sends you a picture of her tits via text message or social media.

My girl is coming over tonight and I know i'm gonna get some because she sent me a tittygram earlier today.

by Mibbs January 31, 2014