CARTMAN'S MOM IS A MOTHER FUCKIN' TITTY SUCKIN' TWO BALL BITCH WITH A PING PONG PUSSY AND A RUBBER DICK.
by MATTPOWNS June 27, 2009
Get the MOTHER FUCKIN' TITTY SUCKIN' TWO BALL BITCH WITH A PING PONG PUSSY AND A RUBBER DICK mug.famous quote to one of Billy Graham's famous sermons, "What you do if dem fuckin bitches dont pay up."
college professor: "Carl Erbetson, what is your favorite quote by Bill Graham?"
Carl(student): "Well its gotta be 'mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick'"
college professer: "Splendid. That is mine, too."
Carl(student): "Well its gotta be 'mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick'"
college professer: "Splendid. That is mine, too."
by Joey Jordison April 9, 2007
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First drawn by @poopisscunt used on his twitter.
First drawn by @poopisscunt used on his twitter.
Christina: I swear to god... he had a tittydick!
Jill: No way, that's a mythical cock!
Christina: I'm not lying! I pinched the nipples while I worked the shaft.
Jill: No way, that's a mythical cock!
Christina: I'm not lying! I pinched the nipples while I worked the shaft.
by poopisscunt May 11, 2011
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Replaces the word Pussyfooting (which also means to be messing around or fooling around).
Replaces the word Pussyfooting (which also means to be messing around or fooling around).
Little Johnny is throwing rocks onto the house.
His Mom: Johnny, quit tittydicking around!
Little Johnny: Yes Mommy. (Under breath), bitch..
His Mom: Johnny, quit tittydicking around!
Little Johnny: Yes Mommy. (Under breath), bitch..
by oh f**k! whats that?! July 6, 2010
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Get the tittydickslap mug.A sexual act originating from Tijuana's notorious Red Light District wherein a man lightly salts a woman's breasts, licks it off and proceeds to do a body shot of Jose Cuervo Azul Agave Tequila with the shot in the belly button and the lime in the mouth of the woman.
Guy 1: I have a crazy hangover, what happened last night? I don't remember.
Guy 2: Oh shit Dave, last night was crazy, you got an ASU girl to do a Tijuana Tittylickin' with you!
Guy 2: Oh shit Dave, last night was crazy, you got an ASU girl to do a Tijuana Tittylickin' with you!
by TricepLincoln December 7, 2009
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