teeter-titter

This involves two people sitting on the breasts of a third person, typically a woman or large obese man. One person will sit on one breast, the other will sit on the other breast. They will then rock back and forth until one of them falls off.

Jon and Alex invited Rebecca over to play on the teeter-titter

by Nutzen YerMouf June 8, 2017

Tittery

Adj. Fooling around in the most immature and ridiculous of ways.

Prolonged sexual foreplay, often deemed annoying, with brazen disregard to intercourse.

1. You boys, down there! What is all this tittery?

2. We would have completed the project if it weren’t for this tittery!

3. I took him back home last night for some action, but, sadly, it was a long night of tittery.

by DeMarte & Dodge October 12, 2010

Titterbox

An unnecessary action of extreme boredom; often referred to as "playing titterbox", as if it were a sport, or game.

Titterbox is also the act of using your time unwisely, or to pass the time by doing nothing; fooling around.

Mr. Silva exclaims that we, "sit around and play titterbox in the back of the classroom."

by MBL Squad/The Coop April 9, 2011

Titten

It`s actually a commonly used german word in order to bespeak the "female breast". Warning: Be advised to not use it in the presence of elders and betters due to its vulgar character.

Wow, Alter, die Braut dort drüben hat hammer Titten!

(= "Dude, check this chicks tits over there!")

Was meinst du, soll ich mir meine Titten richten lassen?

(= "Do you think I should fix my titties?"

by JuicyJulez May 10, 2010

Tittenbonus

German word consisting of "Titten" (Breasts) and Bonus: inherent bonus/advantage women have in any situation (especially when competing against men) due to the fact that they possess boobs.

She: "I just talked to the professor and he told me exactly what I had to study." He: "I had just talked to him and he didn't tell me." She: "Tittenbonus *smile*"

by JohnyBerlin February 18, 2014

tittes

When you get so excited about titties you spell it wrong when you type it out.

Girl you got big ole tittes.

by rivals December 15, 2008

rubber-titted

A derogatory adjective usually accompanied by vapid, fake, or stupid, and followed by bimbo. May be directed toward a woman (or twink) who is considered both fake and dull. Generally, blonde actresses, often porn stars, who cannot carry on a conversation for the memory span of a goldfish nor perform their job exceedingly well.

Person #1: Oh my god! Megan Fox is sooo fucking hot.

Person #2: That rubber-titted, plastic, airhead-of-an-actress?

by lesbionix June 29, 2010