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Salad Tossing

"Salad tossing" is the act of licking someone's asshole, often preceded by kissing and licking their ass cheeks and ass crack, and often accompanied by kissing and fingering their asshole. A true salad tossing enthusiast will also insert the tip of his or her tongue into the asshole of his or her partner. Salad tossing is often considered a sign of respect, affection, and even love, because, as should be obvious, you don't stick your tongue up just anybody's ass.

Salad tossing is often performed as a part of traditional oral sex, before, during, or after it. The "tossee" may lie on his or her stomach, allowing easy access to the entire ass. Another option is for the tossee to place his or her legs over the tosser's shoulders thus allowing access to the asshole. This position is particularly useful if the tosser is on his or her knees. Since much of the tossee's weight is supported by the tosser, this position is generally more comfortable for a male tosser and a female tossee. Although this position makes access to the entire ass more difficult, it does allow access to both the asshole and the genitalia, so that salad tossing and oral sex may be performed together.

For the sake of reference, the author notes that the salad tossing scene in HBO's "Girls" series (see below), in which the tosser shakes his head from left to right like a hungry dog in heat with a new rawhide, was poorly performed, but did serve the purpose of exposing salad tossing to a new audience.
Example: I love my new girlfriend so much, I'm adding salad tossing to our plans for tonight.
by AAARRRGGGHHH May 10, 2016
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Flossin and pussy tossin

A prostitute that is highly motivated to earn as much money as she can to purchase expensive things
I'm gonna buy that Michael korrs purse. Friend : girl don't play you know ain't got it like that. Girl: bitch , you don't know shit I been flossin and pussy tossin
by Deamanda October 25, 2017
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Tossing the Cells

When your employer comes by to snoop on your computer screen to see what you have open and/or who you're talking to.
Guy 1: there's a difference between monitoring your internet activity and going through your personal information
like you're some prison inmate and they're tossing the cells

Guy 2: yeah it's bullshit. lol

Guy 1: but they're saving you from yourself.

Guy 2: LOL
by Brandon Hatecobs June 23, 2011
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tishing

Using unnecessarily "brainy" or obscure words or references where more common words would suffice.
"Oops, there I go, tishing again."
by Tino Tonatini September 29, 2006
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tossing off

he is probably at home tossing off to some porn.
by nick April 10, 2003
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African Pumpkin Tossing

You: "Hey Mike, you see those Gorillas over there getting in some African Pumpkin Tossing between drive-bys?"
Mike: "Yeah, watch out though, looks like they're hungry"
by hanselhavoc April 3, 2009
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Tossing fish, in that ass!

What people with top ramen noodles for hair do at Pike Place market in order to waste time, and wait for their emo victims to come along. They do this in a way that is painful to another, most likely in the area of the anus. Billy the fucking refrigerator (founder) states "Its what they do at Pike Place Market, toss fish, in that ass"
Billy the fridge - "I'll be waiting for you leafy, at Pike Place Market, tossing fish, in that ass!"
by NRGMIX October 25, 2016
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