Tiny Dick Syndrome

Tiny Dick Syndrome, more commonly know as TDS, is a disease afflicting thousands of male adolescents and adults each year. Though the main symptom of this horrible disease is an abnormally small penis, it can also be characterized through excessive pussiness, such as an extreme amount of whining or lacking any masculine characteristics. If you witness one or more of these other symptoms, it is very likely that you may have contracted TDS: lack of will to go out on Friday and Saturday nights, going to bed early when your friends are engaging in fun activities, drinking less than 4 alcoholic drinks on a Friday night, or playing the flute for your university's band.

Jeremy: Ben, I'm afraid our patient, Trevor, has one of the worst cases of Tiny Dick Syndrome I've ever seen.
Ben: Get him 6 shots of Vlad, stat!

by JeremyDaShiell March 8, 2011

Tiny Dick Nathan

He is usually if not always a gay kid named Nathan. He has no friends and just can't seem to be nice to literally anyone.

YOOOOO look its TIny Dick Nathan

by THOMAS TEH DICK ENGINE March 12, 2019

Tiny Dick Syndrome

Tiny Dick Syndrome, abbreviated to TDS, is a genital disorder affecting males with tiny penises, males suffering from TDS inflict some of the most vile and depraved torture to their genitals in order to cope with having such a small penis.

Did you see that video of the guy putting needles into his dick, he's totally got Tiny Dick Syndrome!

by Capitan Sick Fuck May 29, 2021

tiny dick slave

Pretty much Nick in a nutshell. It's exactly how it sounds.

Wow... Nick is such a fucking Tiny Dick Slave lmao

by Eternal_Sex_God December 25, 2016

tiny dick nick

a boy who will play you over and over and not care about how much he is hurting you. he will probably talk to many other girls when he is telling you he is “loyal” and you are the “only one”. He may be hot but he will try and get with your friends when he is talking to you. he will probably send dick picks to all of your friends even if they don’t ask or just send a black screen. he will try to make you feel like you were the reason he wasn’t willing to keep dating after a few days. he will lie to you and try to cover it up by lying and getting his friends to either lie or he will lie to them. he can not be trusted and he will hurt you and every girl he will get with be he used girls for fun.

girl one: tiny dick nick hurt me over and over
girl two: i knew he was bad don’t let girl three talk to him she will take him even if he hurt you and even if you are still not over him

girl three: girl one said she was over him so i’m going to date him and hurt her anyway

by bigbootysusie May 3, 2020

tiny dick day

May 17th is National Tiny Dick Day. A day that celebrates every man, woman, and everything in between with a tiny dick.

"its May 17th, National Tiny Dick Day! Go tell Brody!!"

by casynsjnxbxbb May 30, 2023

Tiny Dick Syndrome

Symptoms:

A small dick
Driving a super loud jacked up truck with headlights that turn night into day for over a mile
Idolizing misogynistic pigs that hit/rape/pimp out their girlfriends/wives
Normal voice volume is nearly a yell
Riding people's bumpers on the road, even when they are going 5mph over the speed limit (so feeling the need to go 10 mph+ OVER the speed limit despite not having an emergency or running late)
Sexually harassing women/not understanding that no means no
Watching porn 24/7
Narcissism
Either shutting down or becoming verbally/physically aggressive when criticized/repremanded (not stemming from childhood trauma/abuse)
Lying about how many women he's fucked (seriously, nobody wants/needs to know)

If you have Tiny Dick Syndrome, stay away from me.

by Failurebitch June 25, 2025