timber 

The rare occurance when one is taking a shit and having the terd the entire length of the bowl, so that when it falls it grazes your not sack. Therefore causing you to not only whipe your ass, but your balls as well.

I was on the shitter and I had to call out timber.

timber by Cliff January 25, 2004

Timber 

A large brown turd log that comes out of the ass extremely fast

Jake : Oh Kiersten I just love it when your soft blonde hair brushes my face it gives me a instant boner!
Kiersten : Wow I didn't know my hair was so powerful maybe I should pleasure that boner for you.
Steve : Excuse me guys could you point me to the crapper I need to let out some Timber!
Jake : Get lost you fuckin idiot !
Kiersten : Well I guess that killed the mood!
Jake : No just let me caress your hair so I can reboner!
Kiersten : Caress Away!

Timber by SlopNChop July 25, 2017

Timber 

Any vehicle for mobile use.

Todd began melting iron on John. John ran to his timber and left fast.

Timber by Taquecop May 4, 2008

Timber 

1)Cut wood for building/burning.
2)a combination of street running and cruelty. Young chavs are awarded points for the amount of walking sticks they kick whilst running down the street.points are awarded on style and grace with which the elderly/disabled person falls. For maximum points(a slow arc, followed by a somersault), "Timber!" is called, hence the name.

"Come here billy, help me chop up some timber for the fire"

"Mate got any skag?"
"Nah I aint. Let's go down to Cash Converters and sell some shit. We can play Timber on the way."

Timber by DRAGON FORCE January 18, 2006

Timber 

Humble; Beautiful.

That girl is really timber, she just passed on the buddha.

Timber by ZiigZax January 6, 2004

Timber 

A game little people play to retaliate against the popular sport of "Midget Tossing", in which a little person sneaks up behind a tall person, kicks them in the back of the knee, and yells "Timberrr!!" as they fall.

"Dude, watch out for that little chick. She might try to play 'timber' on your ass."

Timber by OliviaC4 November 30, 2009

Timber 

The pre-cautious warning to a man's hard-on when an ugly woman's appearance is too ugly to sustain a hard-on.

Ted: Uh Oh here comes FABIOLA!
( Fabiola arrives)
Fabiola: Hey guys!

ALL MEN in the room: TIMBER!!!!

Timber by BONEHEADZ February 15, 2009