thunder cunt

like a regular cunt only much much bigger. Also one of the coolest ways to insult someone.

"Goddamn I hate my girlfriend, she's such a cum guzzling thunder cunt!"
"Yo...sean...stop being a thunder cunt."

by 69dildo69 November 26, 2007

Thunder Cunt

When the lips of your vagina are oversized and they slam together when you walk.

Vicki, you have a thunder cunt and it is uncomfortable agaisnt my penis.

Vicki, you have a thunder cunt and i hear it when you walk.

by Chonga-mark March 21, 2008

thunder cunt

Unusual occurance in the woman's birth canal (sexual organ). When a raging tropical storm is taking place in the vagina. Usually caused by depression or great stress and comes out in the form of thunder and lightening. In more extreme cases vaginal secretions shoot out from the vagina said to be rain from the thunder cunt.

I swear to you Danny, I was about to insert when I heard a loud bang. Then a bolt of lightning shot out and clean burned off my pecker. The bitch had a thunder cunt.

by jnikes020202 November 23, 2006

Thunder Cunt

Basically a cunt but 50 times worse

Tina: Becky a huge thunder cunt!
Nina: Yes she is I hope she get herpes!

by GayMexicanBatman September 25, 2017

Thunder Cunt

A thunder cunt is well... a cunt but with THUNDER. Sometimes calling someone a cunt is boring. Too spice it up the term thunder is put before it to make it better.

person 1: You ate my chips?

person 2: uhh yeah...
person 1: YOU THUNDER CUNT!!!

by kiddo11 February 16, 2019

thunder cunt

One of my favorite insults to call someone on the internet and I still need to use it in real life.
To Call someone a thundercunt one must deserve it.

1:Hey you! shut the fucking hell up you turd guzzling ball sack gobbling cum guzzling ass ramming testicle gobbling butt fucking thunder cunt faggot hoe.

Go piss on an electric fence you blasted thunder-cunt

by (Shadow) July 29, 2006

Thunder cunt

Mother of all cunts. The thunder cunt has the god like powers of Zeus and uses her cunt powers to destroy all who surround her. Beware of the thunder cunt and her crimson rage at all costs.

Chris: Wow, Becky is being a huge cunt.

Brendon: No, my friend, Becky is being a raging thunder cunt.

by sjaytenza August 17, 2012