thumbin bean

verb - when a woman thumbs her clitoris

I caught my old lady thumbin bean!

Stop thumbin bean and do some dishes.

by WiseRook June 7, 2009

thumbin' it

The act of rolling on the floor in your bathroom while thumbing your asshole. This excludes any time after you have received a blumpkin.

" I saw Devontae through his window thumbin' it yo."

by Harrison Stevens August 29, 2005

Thumbin Around

1.The act of making money off of your phone, tablet or ipad.

2. Counting money

I've been thumbin around all day on my phone.

by LGNDRY February 29, 2024

2-thumbin

What experienced texters do in order to text faster. (Needless to say, the texter uses 2 thumbs)

Man, I just sent the message and she already replied. she must be 2-thumbin.

by Challenge December 12, 2009

Cross-Thumbing

Cross-Thumbing is a technique developed by Dr. Mark Ringwald PhD. and Dr. Nick Pollack PhD. at their video gaming ergonomic laboratories at Brandeis University. The technique is mostly applied when playing the Nazi Zombie segment of "Call of Duty: World at War". The technique consists of controlling the right thumb stick of an XBox 360 controller with one's left thumb while the right thumb is occupied with pressing one of the four buttons above the right thumb stick. The crossing over of the left thumb across the center of the controller, and in said gaming application is most useful while rebuilding barriers in the zombie level's windows to slow down the flow of zombies in the house. The technique allows the player to repair said barrier as well as aim and dispatch targets within the level.

Holly shit Doo, did you see that fucking sick cross-Thumbing stabbing action on that mother fucker? I cut his fucking dome off, NOOCH!!!!!

by Cactus Jack O'Malley March 5, 2009

Thumb in a softie

The action of inserting a flacid or semi flacid penis into ones sexual partner using a thumb or finger in an attempt to engage in coitus. The action is usually performed after the consumption of a considerable amount of alcohol and is regarded as a token effort at sexual intercourse.

"I was absolutely twatted and knew that there was no way that I could possibly perform, despite the fact that she was absolutely stunning and horny as a goat. I knew that if we didn't have sex she would be upset but I was drunk as a sailor. Therefore the only possible course of action was to thumb in a softie.

by toilet joe October 15, 2009

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

by Frauggu March 2, 2017