throne surfing

Surfing the internet while sitting on the toilet. 24 inch Bar stools work great for a nice platform.

Throne surfing has been a guilty pleasure of mine for quite some time. There's nothing quite like doing your business while you're doing your business.

by bjergen June 25, 2010

Throckmorton

Your cousin Throckmorton, the skateboarder. Sometimes known as Throcky.

"Your cousin Throckmorton skateboards from rest down a curved, frictionless ramp. If we treat Throckmorton as a particle, he moves through a quarter-circle with radius 3.00 m. Throcky and his skateboard have a total mass of 25.0 kg."

by e-j-o-s June 6, 2018

Ruby throne

the sexual act of facesitting during one's menstrual period .

Josh: Hey dude how was your date with Nikki last night?
Tom: it was awesome man, i got a ruby throne and a footjob.

by Jackie rose July 16, 2019

Throckmorton

A very good skater. Probably, he is your cousin. Sometimes he is quite obnoxious.

-Hey Throckmorton, wanna han...
*Punch*
- You can't stop a Throck.

*You keep crying over the floor*

by Sred January 24, 2020

Game of Thrones

Porn + Lord of the Rings + The Walking Dead

"Dude that guy just got laid and then killed by ice zombies with swords! What the fuck is this!"
"It's Game of Thrones dude, just go with it."

by Azor Ahai August 18, 2016

Thronker

An incredible long range goal in football. Similar to a screamer. Started by BBC's Dan Walker.

Steven Gerrard scores a thronker against West Ham!

by Lukendo October 25, 2011

on the throne

Slang for 'on the toilet'

Sorry I didn't reply to your 200 messages/buzzes on Yahoo messenger, I was on the throne.

by Nonflyingfarang January 11, 2008