tenafly

One of the richest towns in New Jersey, The East Coast, The United States, etc. Home to JAPs, jews, Posers, and recently being taken over by many asians. The high school student parking lot contains nicer cars than the faculty's. SATs are always aced, sports events are always won. "Punk" people are posers, "ghetto" people are expelled. Kids write bomb threats in bathrooms, and cause security cameras around the school. Summers are spent at camp and in the hamptons, winters in Aspen and the caribbian. In the 7th and 8th Grade Bar/Bat Mitzvahs take up the weekends. There at least one or two Bar/Bat Mitzvah's are attended per weekend. In 10th grade Sweet Sixteens are held. Parents are lawyers, doctors, executives, investment bankers, etc. The bottom deciles of the graduating class of Millburn High still go to top 100 schools. The entire town reeks of spolied brats.

Tenafly is the milky goodness of jew jersey

by shishkabob October 26, 2005

Thafnining

When you fall into lava in minecraft.

“Oh no mate! I feel into lava!”

“That’s thafnining.”

by Iffiex July 6, 2019

Tenafly High School

Tenafly, New Jersey, where the football team hasn’t won a game since 1984, and 1 in two kids are high in class. Where you can’t walk into the bathroom without finding a drug deal going on. The population is pretty much split between Koreans and Jews, andeveryone’s dad is the the CEO of a multi million dollar tech conglomerate. You either live on the hill, or you’re a peasant, and if you didn’t go to the Halloween party, you’re social status will never recover. There’s a party every Friday night and it’s not over until the cops show up. Sure the school prides itself on our stellar SAT scores, but it’s still 2 million dollars in debt. It’s the town where nudes and sex tapes are leaked, and where kids miss a semester because they went to jail for a while. But chill, he’s cool now. If you want school spirit, don’t come here, we don’t like spirit, but competition is fine. There’s always a guy who gets beat up, or a girl who gets hurt because those two made a bet. You can’t tell your real friends from the fakes, but hey, we have a good school system so.... yay??

Oh... you go to Tenafly High School...

by BABOONHEART007 October 15, 2018

Tenafly

Small New York City suburb, populated by rich jews who live on the hill, asians fresh from Korea who help the school maintain it's top 3 spot in the state and maybe one black kid. He's not even really black probably. Great sports teams, great grades, great parties, great location, kids get into great schools. Popular girls are superficial bratty japs, either prude to the max or complete whores- no in between. With this comes many wannabe japs. Popular guys are douchey and stick to themselves. The student parking lot has nicer cars than the faculties. Filled with posers... like the Big SG who think they're hardasses but wouldn't survive a minute in the streets- they usually get kicked out of the school anyways. Nearby schools are Cresskill (generally nice town, slutty girls) NVD (wannabe tenafly) and Bergenfield (ghetto). We kinda don't even acknowledge englewood.

Everybody wants to be Tenafly.

Jap: Ugh daddy didn't drive me to starbucks today I had to settle for the cafeteria coffee
Asian: You're such a stereotypical tenafly girl. My dad say I must work hard and get A Prus to get starbuck.

by M.W.1234567890 November 11, 2013

Tenafly

The school for the 1% the rich kids.

The home of the japs and the wannabe japs

Elementary school:
Mackay- Asians

Mom- rude and annoying japs

Stilman- ghetto

Smith- wannabe japs and japs

Middle school:
6th grade- All 4 elementary schools come together. Teachers will tell you it's a "new experience". But all of the popular people know each other and everyone else is either wannabe japs or nobody's. There are fights over lunch tables and cliques are formed.After school kids go down town and do nothing. The teachers are ok and 8th graders push 6th graders around. If your not invited to the first bat mitzvah your not cool.

7th grade- The worst year BY FAR. Everyone is ugly and smells gross. Kids struggle to be popular and fit in. Most kids get depression because their lonely. Everyone wears lulu lemon clothing and lunch bags wannabe japs try to fit in with the japs but they are rejected

8th grade- This year is the recovery year over the summer everyone blossoms into beautiful people. In the beginning of the year we push around 6th graders. The arts rotation kids are rude and japy the music kids all bond. Cliques are more open for new people and everyone becomes friends.

In tenafly your not cool unless you have a lulu lemon lunch box

by Fabulous Frog June 2, 2015

TunaFish

A smelly, nasty, dirty acne covered vagina.

when I fucked Deirdre All could Smell was TunaFish

by bevis likes it hard August 15, 2007

Tenafly

The shit show of america. Take all of your degenerate beauty queens and rich Jews and throw them together to make a cesspool of hatred and depression. If your not Jewish or Asian you have no friends. Basically all the people who couldn't afford to live in New York City but want to pose as rich.

Person- You used to live in tenafly?
Me- I don't speak on that time of my life all those bitchs dead to me
Person- oka-
Me- don't even talk to me.

by Idk,man,Idk November 25, 2018