Tulodism

Tulodism is a religion created by the section Diligence after the great messiah Joshua Toludus descended upon earth and freed everyone from their sufferings

Im part of the religion Tulodism

by Guy from asia October 10, 2019

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Theodorian

A theodorian is someone who makes the claim in which Theodore is receiving the best head among the 3 chipmunks. Despite the many adversities including verbal abuse from normie alvinists, and general ignorance throughout the chipmunist community, the theodorians still are able to stand their ground as valid theorists. This is likely because the theodorian theory disregards unimportant factors such as attractiveness and popularity of the female chipmunks (both of which have been proven to be unrelated to the enjoyment of one's head), and instead takes note of the more complex evidential reasons.

The theodorian theory, at its heart, takes into account the level of each chipmunks sexual stimulus. Using this method, we can make the assumption that because Alvin is the most popular and alpha of the 3 chipmunks, he has likely already received head multiple times. Theodore, on the other hand, is most likely getting head for the very first time, and it is commonly assumed that he has not even masturbateed before. If these assumptions are true, then Theodore, at the time of the picture, had never had an orgasm before in his life. He then, conclusively, would have by far the highest sexual stimulus of the 3 chipmunks.

The theodorian theory is the most widely accepted theory among chipmunkist intellectuals.

by tedlywinks September 19, 2019

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Theodora

A Theodora is everything good rolled into one.

She's a natural leader, but a fair one, too. She's a complete genius, but not at all stuck-up. She's so beautiful (especially her legs), so much so that she could even be a model.

She might not always show her love, but it's there and she'll suprise you every now-and-then, showing that she really listens and cares.

And she's the best sister, friend, daughter, mother, or any relation that you'll ever have.

"Wait... isn't she on our netball team as well?"
"And in the public speaking team."
"Don't forget rowing!"
"And debating."
"Oh, and dance!"
"Plus fencing."
"And she STILL manages to get Dux of the Year?"
"Is there ANYTHING she can't do?!"
"She's a real Theodora, all right."

by Lia.Masen January 8, 2012

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Theodore Roosevelt

The twenty-sixth President of the United States. He became President of the United States at the age of 42. One of the best Presidents this country has had. Made the U.S. into a world power by constructing the Panama Canal. Fought against monopolies and big business. Teddy also settled coal strike of 1902. Recieved a Medal of Honor for his role in the Spanish-American war and was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for helping negotiate the end of the Russo-Japanese War.

As Theodore Roosevelt once said "Speak softly and carry a big stick."

by Domingoooo March 4, 2008

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TheOdd1sOut

An animator on Youtube that tells his life stories, but animates it, and posts it on Youtube. Lives in Tuscon, Arizona, which is only like where half of the global influence of telling stories in animations comes from. He also worked at Sooubway before becoming a Youtuber.

TheOdd1sOut no longer works at Sooubway

by TheGEICOgecko November 21, 2018

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