a person who, from habitually pocketing lighters from smoking cigarettes, surreptitiously thieves lighters during group smoking without realizing it, can become notorious.
Scene: Man empties out pockets.
-*sigh*
-Why do I keep doing this!?!
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-Well cya dude, thanks for smoking us up!
-hold up! Has anyone seen my lighter?
-Dude.
-I can't help it! I'm a lighter thief..
-*sigh*
-Why do I keep doing this!?!
_________________________________
-Well cya dude, thanks for smoking us up!
-hold up! Has anyone seen my lighter?
-Dude.
-I can't help it! I'm a lighter thief..
by Addysseus November 18, 2013
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He’s going to make his way over to the beer coolers to check out all of his options, then he’s going to do the super obvious thief scratch, because thieves love scratching themselves.
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Guy 1: "I think I'm falling in love with La'Dayday man."
Guy 2: "Nigga you dumb as fuck, don't you know we don't love these hoes?"
Guy 2: "Nigga you dumb as fuck, don't you know we don't love these hoes?"
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John: hey Jake what are you up too?
Jake: oh just hanging out at my house, playing video games with Wally.
John: Why didn't you call man? You know I wanted to hang out tonight.
Jake: Well Wally was already here when I got home.
John: Wally is such a friend thief.
Jake: oh just hanging out at my house, playing video games with Wally.
John: Why didn't you call man? You know I wanted to hang out tonight.
Jake: Well Wally was already here when I got home.
John: Wally is such a friend thief.
by jpwf August 19, 2009
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(suggests that those who are thicker than thieves will not forsake or betray any of the others)
(suggests that those who are thicker than thieves will not forsake or betray any of the others)
Person 1:
Those boys have known each other since they were toddlers.
Person 2:
Yep, they're thicker than thieves.
Those boys have known each other since they were toddlers.
Person 2:
Yep, they're thicker than thieves.
by BoarHog December 8, 2010
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