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Thirsty Thursday

More recently redefined as a night of unsavoury desperate behaviour exhibited by single individuals at countless drinking venues around the country, regardless of whether they are Students or not. Intoxicated members of the public plagued by irremediable loneliness develop a natural thirst for attention. Males can often be seen impersonating thirsty hoes and violence can break out amongst them in displays of ritualised agnostic behaviour. Competition can be fierce due to the females being heavily outnumbered by the males. The thirst is real.
Boy1:"Yeah Boyyy its Thirsty Thursday You Coming to Norton's Bar!!?"
Boy2: "Standaaaard! theres gonna be loads of rat out"

Girl1: "Yeah Girlll we're going out tonight right? It's Thursday and i'm thirsty!"
Girl2: "Yeahhh Obvs!! If the RAF's out, my rats out!!"
by Dikembe Mutomboe January 9, 2014
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Thirsty Thursday’s is where every single human being on earth is aloud to be thirsty for sex.
Dam girl it’s thirsty Thursday, go out and get you some dick!
by Samayarose December 18, 2019
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Much like “Titty Tuesday” or “Wet Wednesday” when themed selfies can be sent for a fun surprise to a friend or partner, “Thirsty Thursday” is when a selfie or picture is taken while giving a blow job.
Let’s take a Thirsty Thursday photo. Drop your pants.
by DDDDaring August 7, 2019
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Thirsty Thursday has an alternate meaning of a day to "drink up" knowledge in preparation for a test. Since assessments are often given on Fridays rather than other days of the week, Thursdays have become a day when students gather to prepare for the task at hand.
You coming to Thirsty Thursday to prep for Final Friday? We're meeting at the coffee shop.
by MechaTree August 31, 2016
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A concept made up by @shelovesf1 on tiktok where every thursday we rank the drivers thirsty instagam/tiktok postes.
Someone: do you wanna come to my house on thursday ?

Me: Are you crazy it's thirsty thursday I have to watch @shelovesf1's rankings.
by Whoreforcharlesleclerc September 23, 2022
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To seek sex a day before the weekend starts
I’m off up to me burds for some beef curtains seeing as it’s thirsty Thursday
by Favol February 17, 2023
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Ups thirsty Thursday

A secret code originated by the teamsters back in the 1970s, forcing every ups driver to have sex with a least one person of the same sex, the last Thursday of every month, twice in the month of June, to help celebrate juneteeth. a driver will be terminated immediately for not following protocol. Any driver that has completed the amazing feat of sexually servicing every customer on there route, will get to go to a sporting event of their choice and all the beverages they can enjoy! Ups thirsty Thursday was lit!!!
Yo mountain, congrats on completing that amazing feat!!! Bud lite at the vols game on me!!! It's ups thirsty Thursday bitches!!!
by Lilrichard123 May 10, 2023
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