Thinkiness

A word meant to kill peoples brain cells.

Guy- I bet the guy that thought of the word thinkiness was high as hell when he thought of that.

Other guy- It wasn't a dude, and believe it or not, she never did smoke pot. She's one of the mindless idiots that think everyone that has ever done drugs did them because they are weaker than her or her dumber than her.

by The Original Agahnim January 4, 2022

thingfriend

Too ugly to be called a girlfriend or boyfriend.

Yo, Casey's thingfriend is so ugly... Can she even be called a girl?

by Kira008 June 5, 2009

Thingfriend

They're your friends because they like your things.

Girl/boy dates guy/ girl because they have nice things. Eg. Boat, house, car etc.

We're catching up with my mate and their thingfriend.

by SCons April 18, 2019

Thinfidelity

Infidelity committed with someone thinner than your present partner.

When a spouse surpasses the 300lb mark, that's when thinfidelity is most likely.

by ApricotFields June 18, 2020

Thinkiness

A word a mindless idiot would think of to fuck with people's heads and do not much else with, since it isn't really a word.

The mindless idiot was everything she was trying to make fun of by creating a word like thinkiness, the worst thing about someone like her was that she couldn't see it clearly enough, because in her mind she was profundity, consideration, importance, and substance, when really she was just another plain and shallow manipulator that held nothing sacred. When somebody holds nothing sacred, there is nothing in them deep enough to be substantial, which is why they coin words they think the public would find catchy like thinkiness that evidently lack any real thought or substance and end up sounding tacky as hell, and not much else.

by The Original Agahnim January 4, 2022

Thinkeresque

In a thinker way, not necessarily the thinker but very similar, bassically the esque to any other word just for thinkers

The man sat in a way that was very thinkeresque (he was not a thinker but looked pretty similar)

by The thinker lethimcook April 5, 2023

thingfriend

a stand-in for boyfriend or girlfriend used to refer to non-binary people or to keep gender ambiguous
can carry humorous connotation

My thingfriend is too tall for me to kiss em on the lips. What should I do?
Punch them in the stomach and when e doubles over, kiss em!
Tackle her.
Dump him.
..!! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!!

by pithous October 9, 2025