Thesis

To create a thesis, or statement of fact, you must complete these four steps:
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1)Genre
2)Title
3)Author
4)Theme
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After the thesis is created you must supply an argument to defend your work when it is shown to other people (i.e. teachers, pupils, etc.).

In High School, you must create at least one thesis assigned by a teacher in your English course.

by Anonymous May 19, 2004

Thesies

Literally meaning a "Shit Theory". The combination of theory and feces. A theory that is so absurd that it must be made up. Something that is based on semi-truths with ridiculous outcomes.

"Coffee cures cancer because of it's magical healing powers."
"Sounds like a thesies to me."

by SABCal91 January 5, 2014

Thesis

A stick figure with 8 legs that is strikingly fast and can sneak up on you at anytime no matter where you are!

You can't trust thesis!

by CantTrustThesis December 18, 2009

Thesis

Your view of life or identity of self. Typically used to discount a self-absorbed person.

"Please son, my thesis will rip your crew to pieces."
-- J5

by Pedro the spicy September 20, 2005

thesi

n. the plural of thesis
v. the act of writing more than one thesis

Oh, 5 thesi? That's a lot.

by hi.i.like.you. June 13, 2010

Thesis Guilt

Typically when writing a thesis for a PhD, the author will feel guilt all of the time. When doing any other activity other than thesis writing, such as watching TV for relaxation, the guilt will always be there. The only known cure is finishing the thesis.

Jane is unhappy out for dinner with her friends because she has thesis guilt.

by NicTail September 26, 2011

encryptment thesis

The theory popularized by time-travel researcher Nicholas Meyler, that information from the Future, frequently about disasters, is often embedded or encrypted subtly (see "steganography") into artworks like music, or literature, as possible warnings, to avert damage.

The FBI could have used the encryptment thesis to deduce the September 11 attacks before they happened, but, instead, obstructed justice.

by Nicholas Meyler April 29, 2003