Excuses

Like assholes, we all have one, and they all stink.

Excuses
poppycock
my dog ate my homework

by $$C-P0sEr$$ December 22, 2009

The Excuse

Diarrhea. It will get you out of anything, including high school classes. No one will argue with you, or question you further.

(a teacher and a student)

T: I'm going to write you up for skipping my class again!

S (in a hushed voice, The Excuse): ummmm....I couldn't get off the toilet...I had diarrhea...

T: um...

(at this point the teacher dosn't want to listen anymore, and pretends to be busy. you walk away in sucess)

by Adam Kelly October 20, 2005

Excuse

A lame reason for getting out of something. For example, "I didn't have anything to eat for breakfast so I ate my essay". Or "excuse" in the word "excuse me". For example, "excuse me for sneezing on your dress."

Excuse me, but that was a lame excuse.

by Autumn Applegate February 18, 2021

Excuse

Shortened form of excuse me for lazy people.

Excuse, I want to get by!

by NoComprendo June 4, 2018

Excuse

The words coming out of Dustin's mouth whilst attempting to avoid a smack-down.

Dustin kept making excuses about why he couldn't participate in the Wizard's Duel.

by Squidlips23 November 9, 2018

excused

1.) Alowed to leave. 2.)Released 3.)Forgivin

1./2. Teacher: You are excused class.

3.(friend takes a dank fart) Excuse you, bitch.

by cheeched4life September 30, 2006

excuse

A sentence or phrase often used to explain every occurrence of death in FPS games such as Counter-Strike and Quake

1.
stat killed Reaps with ma41
(Dead)Reaps: OMFG stupid mouse cord FS!
2.
RandomCSer killed Reaps with mp5navy
(Dead)Reaps: omg my ping FS, was 600 THEN!
(Dead)s0ck: it was 150 man
(Dead)spageh: yer, was 160 when I last checked
(Dead)Reaps: omfg no it was'nt !! FS!

by Anonymous May 27, 2003