ancient alien theorist

An ancient alien theorist is an anthropologist who believes that the technology we use today comes to us from aliens that resemble greys popular in the United States. They retell stories from religious texts such as the Bible and the Koran, including Noah's Ark and the Apocalypse, as being caused by spaceships that had aliens and came to earth not from 1940 to present times, but 3000 or 4000 years ago.

According to ancient alien theorists, the Annunaki are aliens who taught Sumerians of ancient Mesopotamia to generate electricity from purple cough syrup plus orange juice in order to advance their culture to today's level of sophistication.

Ancient alien theorists believe that in December 2012, humanity's alien ancestors will visit and create the sixth Mayan dimension, increasing demand for electricity.

by p-nuts July 25, 2011

Conspiracy Theorists

Conspiracy Theorists are large groups of underachievers who talk about unrealistic huge world-wide conspiracies, that apparently no one is aware of, except some angry kids and man-children in front of their keyboards.
Essentially, it's a way for them to feel smarter than the establishment and thus it alleviates their feelings of inferiority.

Conspiracy Theorists: "Dude you realize even Tila Tequila exposed the flat earth conspiracy theory?"

Sane Person: "She also thinks she is a clone, right?"

Conspiracy Theorists: "Holy Shit! Even more Illuminati lies exposed."

Sane Person:*Sigh*

by whitecismale (very privileged) October 6, 2016

Call of Duty: Theories

Theory 1 - If a player is talking and is 12yo or younger he and all others that age sound the exact same.

Theory 2 - If a player is 12yo or younger he will do nothing but say/yell/scream "SKIP THE MAP! SKIP THE MAP! HURRY, SKIP THE MAP!"

Theory 3 - No one under the age of 18 is supposed to be playing CoD. However we all know that is bullshit and no one cares about that. However no one under the age of 15 should be allowed to because they are stupid immature little shit heads who do nothing but complain all the way through the fucking match.

Theory 4 - If you have a microphone(headset), and you do not talk to other people on your team, YOU SIR ARE A DOUCHE!

Theory 5 - If you do not have high-speed internet or a good connection do not play CoD. You will cause all other players to get pissed off when you finally lose connection.

Theory 6 - The only reason you should camp is if you are a sniper. Other than that you wold be stupid to camp because people will do nothing but repeatedly kill you each time you hide or attempt to hide in a certain spot.

Theory 7 - If you have any common sense at all you already know these theories are facts and you are wasting your time reading this.

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Call of Duty: Theories

Real Life Example:

- Map: Downfall -

{Player 1} - "SKIP THE MAP! SKIP THE MAP! HURRY, SKIP THE MAP! THIS MAP IS DUMB, SKIP THE MAP."

{Player 2} - "Hey kid how old are you?"

{Player 1} - "I'm 12. Why do you want to know?"

{Player 2} - "LOL. Hey everyone my theory i told you guys earlier is right see. LOL. Every kid on here under 12 sounds fucking the same and they all fucking tell you to skip the map!"

{Player 3} - "Ya dude. This is like the hundreth time this same thing has happened to me."

{Player 1} - "Oh yea then how old are you?"

{Player 2} - "17"

{Player 1} - "Oh yea... well... I FUCKED YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT!"

{Player 2} - " I bet you did"

{Player 3} - "LOL. You havn't even hit puberty yet kid. LOL. Matter of fact you probaly don't even know what fuck means.

{Player 2} - "LOL. He left. Evidently he didn't like us.

{Player 3} - "Oh well. He was on my team and doing nothing but getting his ass killed. Don't mind him leaving at all."

{Player 4} - "BOOM! HEADSHOT!"

by Houck&Barker July 28, 2009

Conspiracy Theorist

A person who believes that he holds the "absolute truth" and all those around who disagree with him are either naive , oblivious to the "truth" or just bought off by the clandestine organizations who pull the "strings of humanity" and manipulate events in order to achieve word domination. Such beliefs along with the feeling of persecutions could be linked to paranoia and various forms of delusion. Critical thinking should not be confused with consiracy theorism since the supreme majority of the conspiracists believe many things that are pure fiction and are more than willing to eat up everything that fits their story, even when that's debunked.

- A typical conspiracy theorist is characterized by belief in chemtrails, New World Order domination, Illuminati, zionists, freemasons and other "secret" organizations, denial of the 9/11 attacks, moonlanding, climate change and many a more.

by CorruptedSoul February 28, 2016

Conspiracy Theorist

Deluded person who falls for every satire article and hoax video on the internet and re-posts (usually without even reading or viewing the content themselves) it on Facebook in the belief that they are saving the world by doing so.

conspiracy theorist

by Tee4 March 1, 2015

ancient astronaut theorist

A history or science expert who suggests that extraterrestrials have played a significant role in history on earth. They opine that there are many clues found in ancient ruins and holy books to substantiate this.

Could there be alien connections in the distant past? The ancient astronaut theorist would say "Yes."

by yes juanito yes August 10, 2015

conspiracy theorist

a label created by the cia weaponized by the mass media used against any person who opposes the media narrative because there is a clear proof, doesn't trust the government/TV, uses their brain. the term is used to dismiss and insult anyone who opposes the mainstream narrative , sees behind the curtains. the term is used by brainless sheeple in denial to label people who don't believe the government or have different political views, and group them along with Qanon cult, and stupid people who believe anything in the internet. according to their logic, if someone doesn't believe or is sceptical to a mass media narrative/article and doesn't trust the government (look at the history..) and is able to think for themselves, he is a "braindead Q-anon right-wing conspiracy theorist" and the conversaton is over. the people who use that term are usually easily manipulated by the media like BBC,NBC, and is projecting on eveyone, and is unable to connect dots, or is deeply in denial. in reality, there isn't really such a thing as conspiracy theorist. the REAL BRAINDEAD CONSPIRACY THEORISTS ARE THE PEOPLE WHO TRUST THE GOVERNMENT AND TAKE THEIR INFORMATION FROM THE TV. they say "trust the science" meanwhile their science are fake doctors on the TV and fake news stations that call themselves reliable and any real news stations, fake news.

- conspiracy theorists spread dangerous misinformation and believe anything on the internet

OR
person 1: Micheal Jackson spoke openly about music industry and mass media being fake and corrupted. then his sister on an interview said that she is sure that he was killed, confirmed that behind the music industry there are people that are pulings strings, and by saying "i wonder who's next, because it always happens in threes!" predicted another two celebrities death. when they sacrifice a celebrity, they often murder another two to make triple sacrifice and distract people from these two. that isn't the only one proof of the existence of the cabal.
person 2: proof?
person 1: here is a full interview. *link* You can check these deaths on Wikipedia
person 2: noo that's some crazy conspiracy shit i won't be watching this video go spreading dangerous medical misinformation you prolly didn't take the vaxx braindead conspiracy theorist

by t00c00lforscho00l January 23, 2022