relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

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you don't won. expect the unexpected

A dumb twitter user who in response saw Donald Trump wins the election, commented this," You don't won. Expect the unexpected"

This idiot's comment was review by Pyrocynical, making it a meme

Pyrocynical,"You don't won. Expect the unexpected"

by Fartlicker777 November 16, 2016

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The won-ton soup

The male is laying down with his mouth wide open, lip to lip and the female pisses in his mouth. Then he cums in her mouth and she spits the cum back in his mouth and they make out swapping the raunchy mixture.

When Carmen walked into her apartment, she saw Alberto and Martha making the won-ton soup on her floor. She then joined them.

by Ling bi Ho ching January 1, 2012

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I WON THE ELECTION

The diarrhetic mouth ejaculate of a lifelong loser and sociopath who will never know true love or happiness.

Donald Trump: "I WON THE ELECTION!"

by millstone November 17, 2020

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Won the battle, lost the war

When one is so concentrated into completing a task that he/she thought was so big, but at the end realized it was nothing compared to the big picture that he/she lost.

I've passed my exam, but lost a gf. I've won the battle, lost the war.

by One depressed dude December 12, 2009