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Who's the daddy? 

“Who's the daddy?”

Still frequently used British slang, possibly becoming a bit dated now. Means who or what is the best by a long shot? Often used almost rhetorically to assert an extreme dominance.

Taken from the film “Scum” - 1979. In the film Carlin a young convict, played by Ray Winstone, victoriously beats up all opposition in the borstal he is incarcerated in and then shouts aggressively, almost screaming, “Who's the daddy? I am the fucking daddy now!” when he finally becomes top dog.

The question “Who’s the daddy?” in the UK, can be used to define the best of anything, the coolest or most influential, particularly if it wipes the floor of all opposition. Whether an inanimate object or person is being talked about.

“Who’s the daddy?” has nothing to do with paternity or age, as Carlin was no older than his fellow inmates.
Question - Who's the daddy in the English premier league?
Answer - Who's the daddy? Manchester United!
Who's the daddy? by Sarcastic Ray November 14, 2007
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Who's the Moose? 

When railing a cum dumpster from behind while an accomplice romantically fucks her mouth, begin rhythmically chanting "WHO'S THE MOOSE?!" while butting heads repeatedly above aforementioned skank until a member is unable to continue. The winner is deemed the Nemeth or King Moose.
After a heavy night of drinking Jon and Kyle engaged in ploughing a troll. Then commenced the game of WHO'S THE MOOSE?! After several concussive blasts Jon woozily staggered into a wall and collapsed. Kyle was then crowned Nemeth, the King Moose.

Who's The Man? 

A rhetorical question implying the success or dominance of the speaker.
Who's The Man? by Moruitelda October 14, 2011

Who's the father 

A general name for a TV show (i.e. Jerry Springer, Maury, etc.) where women fight with 2 or 3 men (and sometimes women) where there's an audience booing and constant censorship
A typical transcript of "Who's the father"

TV: Let's meet Johnny!

Audience: BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Girl: What the *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeepp beeeep beeeeeeeeep* you mutha *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* you*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp*
Who's the father by bojzzle February 18, 2011

who's the boss 

when a male is ready to ejaculate while doin it doggie style, he asks,"who's the boss?" Thereafter he gives his bitch a donkey punch and says,"tony fuckin danza!"
male: ah.ahh.who's the boss?
female: huh?
male: <punch>tony fucking danza!
who's the boss by dubdub December 10, 2003

Who's the Fag Now? 

A drinking game where a group of guys sit around naked while looking at each others cocks and getting drunk. the first one to get a boner gets his ass kicked for being a fag.
at the end of a long day one might say "I'm ready to go play a little Who's the Fag now?"
Who's the Fag Now? by MP Crew March 14, 2010

who's the boss 

When you are having sex, you ask the girl "Who's the boss?" and when she says your name, you respond "No bitch, Tony Danza's the boss!" and give her the donkey punch.
She's been acting up lately so I had to make sure she knew who the boss was.