weenie the poo

when a male inserts his penis into a females anus and gets and very noticeable surprise that is very unwanted.

Damn you just "weenie the pooed" all over my dick!

by jake the joker April 20, 2014

the blue weenie

when a waiter at a restaurant feels the people in his section are ass holes the waiter dips his penis in to the guests water until his penis starts to turn blue from the cold the the waiter serves the water to the guest and watches them take the first sip

i gave that fucker the blue weenie

by red dick that hurts June 30, 2009

Landienie with the big weenie

He is a hot little guy with a hat, he always wants me to suck his dick but I say no. So, I tell him I will only if he does. So Landon has got a huge cosmically large cock.

Landon u r Landienie with the big weenie *moans

by NateTheBate69 October 11, 2023

The Ole' Sweeney Weenie

The moderately endowed penis of a Sweeney male. Capable of countless amazing feats...

-You gave her a taste of The Ole' Sweeney Weenie. Made her scream didn't you.
-The Ole' Sweeney Weenie saved four children and a litter of puppies from a burning building, Saturday night.

by cgibbs87 February 7, 2006

the weenis game

the weenis is the skin on the elbow. you cannot feel it when someone touches your weenis. the weenis game is when you and a group of friends go around and try to lick each other's weenises. this is fun, but can be kind of creepy if you lick someones elbow who doesn't know the weenins game. it is fun to play at camps and other group events. it can be played as long as you want, and its about trying to get someone WITHOUT THEM KNOWING. after you lick they're weenis you have to tell them so that they know.

Bob:dude, lets play the weenis game

Jim: okay, sure.

*3 hours later*

Bob: (licks Jim's weenis) haha i just licked your weenis
Jim:shit!!!

by reneee!! March 14, 2011

Pukin The Weener

1)chokin the chicken 2)slappin the monkey
3)pleasuring the tralala

Nic said he was Pukin The Weener all over that girl

by Darth_Vato13 June 25, 2008

the good ole Weenernator

When you repeatedly and aggressively smack your weener on a females forehead until her eyes are sticky shut.

"Dude, last was crazy! I was hammered, was making out with my girlfriend, and gave her the good ole weenernator."

" Sweet dude, give me some knucks."

by DeeezNutzzzzah January 10, 2010