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Working the Turk

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Another term for smoking the hookah. Turk is used because of the hookah's popularity throughout Arab countries especially Turkey.
Working the Turk is so much better than smoking a joint.
by J McD December 14, 2008
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The Turdski ferry

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When you go to the bathroom to throw up and there is a Turd already in the toilet (left by you or someone else) and you still throw up on it. So the vomit is sitting on the Turd like people on a ferry ride.
Bro I just threw up and added a few more passengers to the Turdski ferry!
by It’s me bitch 69 June 17, 2019
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work the turk

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A light hearted way to say masturbation - Can be used to infer someone is masturbating when they leave for an unexplained absence.
I didn't pickup at the bar so I had to work the turk instead. Person 1: Where did he go?
Person 2: Probably working the turk.
by canuck9000 November 3, 2012
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Most commonly used to denote the name of a great sport player or player of any game. Unique in person.
"I heard that The Turk only comes and skates here on the first day of every other month" "Dude! The Turk is a legend. Did you see the 900 he did the other day?"
by Aka Paradox December 17, 2008
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polish the turdspear

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To apply lube to the penis prior to anal sex.
"Yeah, she totally wanted it in the ass like right then, but I had to polish the turdspear first."
by matt12133 March 29, 2008
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The Young Turds

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A "news network" on Youtube that holds liberal opinions and is often overrun in the comments section by MRAs, college-aged liberals, fedora-wearing atheists, and other assorted numbskulls. TYT is often surprisingly short on intellectual content, and is made more banal by its staff members, such as:

Chunk Ogre - A mentally-challenged orangutan who disputes the historicity of the Armenian Holocaust, and is usually the first to talk about how lucky that 5-year-old boys who get molested by their female babysitters are. He tends to be overweight because his only exercise comes in the form of hand-waiving the notion that Islamic extremism is bad.

Ana Assparian - Gives the pussy-starved "nice guys" and MRAs in the comment section a reason to add a few more blisters to their tiny dicks and drool over something that isn't related to a congenital defect for a change. She expressed the sentiments of many regarding her co-worker Chunk when she yelled "Get off the stage, you fat fuck!" at Alex Jones.

John Iadorola - Sometimes make an appearance on TYT, but is more often spotted on "Think Tank," where he can be found doing the exact opposite. The hosts of this ironically-named segment can be found supplying deep and relevant information, such as "Do goats fake orgasms?" "How to tell if a goat is faking an orgasm," and "We asked goats to vote on what gives them orgasms: here's the top 10 responses."

They also have a bunch of other losers that nobody cares about.
The Young Turds (TYT) is the favorite source of news for those that are in college, but somehow have the reading and listening comprehension of a mentally-challenged, Red Bull-chugging goblin.
by dangitbobbeh August 6, 2016
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The White Turds

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The White Turds, recently known as the Patriot Front, is an alt-right group that has newly identified themselves as such. The White Turds is a white supremacist group in the United States, which exclaims racial superiority who wants to reclaim North America back to where it once was, despite not being native from America in which, don't worry, they hate Natives, too.

In a scientific study, children under the age of 5 were displayed two photos, one being the Patriot Front group, and the other being a large mass of human excrement. The children were then asked to point at the picture of human shit. Nearly 100% of the children pointed at the Patriot Front group. In another survey, 85% of Americans had no idea what the Patriot Front was, but immediately recognized the group as soon as the survey stated the group as "The White Turds". Sometime after the survey, the group then decided to accept this term and rename themselves as the White Turds, knowing that Americans will be able to proudly recognize them as a big fat fucking turd.
"Did you hear the White Nationalist group the Patriot Front protested in DC today?"

"Nah, never heard of them,"
"Sorry, I mean the White Turds"
"Oh yeah, those guys, the shitheads that protested in Charlottesville?"
"Yup those are the ones!"
by Cage Swanson December 5, 2021
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