counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees 

Assuming you will have something before you actually have it; similar to "counting your chickens before they hatch" (which is commonly attributed to Aesop).

"The Mariners could do better than expected this year."

"Let's not kid ourselves. Check your premises before you make a prediction."

"I'm assuming a number of things go right. Maybe I'm just counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees."

counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees by Rusanova March 7, 2012

Up the tren 

When you raise your tren dosages to extremely high levels, higher then your other tren bros. When you up the tren you also up the weights and the ladies.

Person 1: did you up the tren?
Person 2: yea bro im running 700mg a week, these hoez love the tren dick

Up the tren by Joooeejoee July 12, 2018

are you coming to the tree 

a weird video series on tiktok that has become a meme, made by a creepy girl on by the username @come.to.the.tree who everyone is confused by. we are not sure if she is using a face filter or not. she claims that if you don’t come to the tree, you will be cursed.

Definition: Are you coming to tree? Come to the tree or you will be cursed. are you coming to the tree

are you coming to the tree by tiktokculture April 21, 2020

boolin in the trenches 

When you are having a good time in the trenches in WW 1; When you are chilling with your bools in general; when you are in the trenches and you are cleaning your feet to keep clean.

I cannot talk right now, I am boolin in the trenches.

boolin in the trenches by C.V. Padilla December 13, 2017

Charlie in the Trees

You hear something that you can't see, or, an object thrown in yor direction, but you don't know who threw it.

*loud bang*
"Charlie in the Trees man! RUN!"

or

*Pencil flys past your head*
"CHARLIE IN THE TREES, GET DOWN!"

Charlie in the Trees by Shut Up man March 24, 2009

As the tree grows 

Shit happens, what will be will be

Well like I say as the tree grows

As the tree grows by Aisselanna July 6, 2015

I'm in the trenches, relax 

Lil Durk's verse in Drake's hit single "Laugh Now Cry Later". A popular phrase used by some. It means, despite gaining a lot of fame and wealth, Durk is still in the hood. Lil Durk has not forgotten where he came from.

Malachi: The boy, Jacob, catted. The boy think he all that, now he don't wanna be associated with us.
Jacob: I'm in the trenches, relax.

I'm in the trenches, relax by Jorolb December 5, 2020