Friend A: "I saw this porno the other day where Jenna Jameson dies in the end"
Friend B: "It must have been a real tear jerker"
Friend B: "It must have been a real tear jerker"
by johnniewalker2284 May 15, 2011
Someone who saves their own tears for the sole purpose of using them as lubrication for masturbation. (Not to be confused with someone who weeps while masturbating)
I've been saving my liquid misery in a jar for the past two months, just so I could have a Tear Jerker.
by dcb1984 July 22, 2010
When a girl is giving head and stops before you're done, so you shoot in her, making her start crying.
by PinkSheetTrrader March 9, 2007
A man who, while under the influence of alcohol or other mind-altering substances, masturbates and uses his tears as lubricant. A tear jerker may also be defined as a date or encounter with a woman which results in the afore mentioned definition.
This idea is referenced, but not directly named, in the popular film, "Waiting...".
This idea is referenced, but not directly named, in the popular film, "Waiting...".
A dialogue from the movie, "Waiting...".
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Dean: Calvin, what happens with every girl you're interested in? Nothing! You take them out, you pay for everything - you never make a move!
Monty: And then you go home... alone... to masturbate... while you cry... using your own tears as lubricant.
Calvin: Ok that was once... and I was drunk... and it was Valentine's Day.
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Calvin is a total tear jerker.
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Dean: Calvin, what happens with every girl you're interested in? Nothing! You take them out, you pay for everything - you never make a move!
Monty: And then you go home... alone... to masturbate... while you cry... using your own tears as lubricant.
Calvin: Ok that was once... and I was drunk... and it was Valentine's Day.
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Calvin is a total tear jerker.
by joey x September 9, 2006
It was a rainy Friday night, I was depressed, I spanked my hog while listening to some Bocelli, I'm such a tear jerker.
by Red Face November 9, 2007
n) one who masterbates using their own tears as lubricant
v) the act of "jerking one out" using tears as lubricant
v) the act of "jerking one out" using tears as lubricant
man to friend: "man last night i was all alone and needed to get off"
friend: "so what did you end up doing?"
man: "well i got myself into a real tear jerker"
friend: "lol, but no for real im sorry man..."
man: "i guess its ok..."
friend: "so what did you end up doing?"
man: "well i got myself into a real tear jerker"
friend: "lol, but no for real im sorry man..."
man: "i guess its ok..."
by panthaman77 April 15, 2011
When a man is receiving fellatio from a woman, he extricates his penis from her mouth and sticks his erection in her eye, thrusting back and forth vigorously. Such action produces tears in the female which remain on the tip of the penis. The penis is then reintroduced into the female mouth forcing her to taste her own tears.
Jon gave Michelle the tear jerker last night and now she is wearing an eye patch and has a salty taste in her mouth.
by Nate Edwards August 6, 2007