sween

to get drunk, to be under the influence

Every weekend my friends and I sween!

by Bee & Meeesh April 18, 2006

sween

To release feces while expelling gas.

Ah crap....i just sweened

by Nizzle Sizzle April 10, 2003

Sween

A female's reproductive organ.

Megan wore a skirt to school and when she jumped up, i nearly saw her sween!

by HotSurferBoi23 September 5, 2006

sween

To do lots of annoying, time consuming things that one doesn't want to do. Examples of sweening include making endless personal business related phone calls such as to an insurance company, going to the DMV, going to the post office, etc.

I had a day off and I had to spend the whole day sweening.

by mishmashigas March 25, 2009

sween

A combination of sweet and seen wrapped up in one neat little package.

-Here's a million dollars and a free blowjob.
-Sween. (Or in this case, super-sween may be in order.)

by Bruns April 3, 2004

Sween-Dawg

A fat highschool teacher who looks like a 100 year old Cabbage Patch kid. Also is so fat her hands sit own her own lap.

Sween-Dawg tryed to played with my taint

by j0rokfp7uyhgt May 24, 2004

weed sween

similar to whiskey dick, this is when a man has smoked so much marijuana that he can no longer get an erection

Bob: Rick, hit this.
Rick: Only if you promise I won't get weed sween later, I'm tryin' to get laid.
Bob: I promise.

by rookNpb May 16, 2010