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keep the spark alive

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-You should keep the spark alive with your wife!

-To learn the secret of keeping the spark alive!
by skysc July 1, 2006
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From the latin "marcus sparticus swe'disceranus" This is the ultimate nickname to give someone, and only once you have reached mach 3.9991347592 can u achieve this...(see definition of mach rating)
a man was walking down the street. He saw a guy with long blonde hair crossing the road. As he saw this he exclaimed, "The saviour has arisen! long live lord Marc the Sparc malarky clown swedisco dmitri goddess...
by Staaaaani June 19, 2004
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the Snorkel

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The sexual act of sitting on your partners head whilst dangling your scrotum over the eyes (one testicle in each eye socket) and putting your dick in their mouth giving the appearance of your partner wearing a snorkel and mask. The one performing the snorkel must obviously be a male (or hermaphrodite) whilst the partner receiving can be any sex, race, or species depending on your preferences.

Very similar to the Arabian Goggles
"I gave my girlfriend a snorkel the other day and it was really hot until she started choking"

"I snorkelled my dog two days ago. I think I'm starting to like this bestiality shit"

"When I was young my dad gave me the snorkel while I was naked and posted it on the internet. Now I'm scared for life"
by Dyldo Baggins August 10, 2009
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The Snorkel

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When a man is receiving oral sex and ejaculates at the same time that his partner inhales, causing the partner to aspirate the semen.
John had to call an ambulance for Susan after he gave her the Snorkel and she couldn't breathe.
by fireeater5301 February 6, 2015
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The Spark Plug

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"The spark plug"

It's where the male will rub his genitals on a fluffy surface to create static electricity along the penis and then sticking the electric-charged penis into a Females vagina causing an electric shock within inside the Females uterus
"Yo I spark plugged my girlfriend yesterday"

"My boyfriend punished me with the spark plug last night"
by E-DUDE6969 October 24, 2023
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The Snorkeling Exorcist

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The male adopts The Possessed Snorkel position and proceeds to eat pussy.
Barbara had the best orgasm of her life after Gary performed The Snorkeling Exorcist.
by 2moist4u. November 3, 2024
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The spark

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Nobody answered this one so I'll ask again:
Hym "When you felt 'the spark,' how fat was his cock? Guesstimate. I'm curious. Nobody ever got back to me on that one."
by Hym Iam March 8, 2024
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