The Spongebob

When your girl is moaning and you put you hand around her throat and shake up and down, recreating Spongebob’s laugh

Yo, I was giving it to her raw, she asked me to choke her but I gave her the SpongeBob!

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The Spongebob Effect

The Spongebob Effect is a piece of music and/or picture that gives an unsettling, surreal feeling.

Guy 1: Watching a show and it ends
Guy 2: That has The Spongebob Effect

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when your kid watches spongebob nonstop and think spongebob lives in your house stalking your family and trying to haunt you in your house

i need a gun, the spongebob affect going to be the end of me.

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A work of art that really shows that anything can be great. Filled with impressions and Plankton rapping.

Dan: Did you go see Spongebob the musical?
Richard: Yeah it was great!

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The spiritual successor to the Team Fortress 2 weapon "The Dead Ringer."

The Modern Spongebob
Level 1 Cloak Watch
Cloak Type: Modern Spongebob
Serves as an always active safety parachute that allows you to feign your death

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When a women poops in a sponge and rinse it into her husbands mouth. When this is completed Daily it can create a build up of shit in ones appendix.

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Why search it up when you can be watching it right now?

A beautiful musical that should be treated like Hamilton

Man1: I just got back from watching the Spongebob The Musical

Man2:Its probably sucked

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