skeezer in the freezer

no class, no morals, slut that you keep on the side.

dominique wont put out tonight, good thing i got a skeezer in the freezer

by unstitchable January 14, 2011

The ol' pelvic sneeze

To cum

Guy 1: "Yo I just did the ol' pelvic sneeze"
Guy 2: "STOP TELLING ME THIS SHIT"

by Whatconstipationlookslike December 5, 2020

The Devil's Sneeze

When a women is wearing a lovely sundress or skirt and a gust of wind comes and lifts it up.

I was driving down the road and the wind came and blew up these two ladies' dresses. I almost ran into a tree because those were the best Devil's Sneezes I have ever seen.

The Devil's Sneeze was made into an iconic image when Marilyn Monroe had that picture taken.

by TheBaldingEagle June 3, 2013

sneeze in the cabbage

The act of sneezing on or in a prolapsed body part.

Last night I was muching so hard I had to sneeze in the cabbage

by jerryslunchbox September 8, 2013

The Bee's Sneeze

When you suck the sweet nectar out of a girl's vagina and blow it back in to her nose.

"Alex totally did The Bee's Sneeze to me last night, it was disgusting. I kind of want to do it again."

by dss11 April 20, 2016