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Slugging The Vegas Slot

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A sexual act performed immediately after performing a Las Vegas Chainsaw. The partner on whom the Las Vegas Chainsaw has been performed positions themselves on all fours with ass crack up. As a loving performer of the act, the other partner gingerly reinserts each of quarters that were previously extracted via the Las Vegas Chainsaw back into the the other partner's ass, one by one, like a chronic gambler feeding an old style coin slot machine. For extended and invigorating play, repeat the Las Vegas Chainsaw after all the quarters are back in.
Tonya was feeling frisky and let her boyfriend perform a Las Vegas Chainsaw on her. As if that was not enough pleasure, her boyfriend stuffed her full again by Slugging The Vegas Slot. Tonya hit the jackpot.
by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2013
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This is a song about a soda can 🥤dating simulator. It is a good bop listen to it. It’s called Vending Machine of Love
So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love and get the fizzy little minx that you’ve been dreaming of

If your cursed with the thirst of a lonely man

You can get your juices flowing with some only cans

Every glamorous can has a heart to fill

So i hope that you can handle 330mil

So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love
by Dreamsmpurbandict June 19, 2022
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the sloth

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dance moves where you shake your arms in a swinging motion
brittni was doing the sloth yesterday at the dance
Yo i love that move
by the mamba not kobe bryant June 14, 2013
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Masturbating for an extended period of time with a slow, fluid motion of the entire arm, while using syrup (typically maple) as lubricant in order to ensure the process remains slow throughout climax. Proper technique stipulates motion beginning in the elbow, followed by the wrist and ending with a complete rotation of the shoulder. An instance of "slapping the sloth" or "sloth slapping" should never last under forty five minutes.
Tristan: Hey Jordan, tell Dyet that it's time for breakfast, I made pancakes

Jordan: I knocked on his door, he wont answer.

Tristan: The maple syrup is missing...

Jordan: That son of bitch. He is undoubtedly slapping the sloth again. Let's just eat without him or else we'll have to wait about an hour.
by Tra Trone January 6, 2013
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The Sloth

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A sexual position; The Sloth can be executed as follows: the male participant is on all fours while the female participant hangs from the male torso, wrapping her legs around his lower waist and her arms around his shoulders. The male acts as a branch while the female, much like a sloth, hangs from him, giving the position its name. The male is responsible for the thrusting motion required for successful sexual intercourse. If executed correctly, the female's body should be entirely suspended. Easiest if the male first enters the female while both are lying down. Once he's inside, the female wraps her arms and legs around him, the male gets on all fours, and The Sloth commences.
"The Sloth is my favorite sexual position."

"The Sloth is such a workout."

"I defied gravity while doing The Sloth with Karlin last night."
by Kurt Todd January 19, 2006
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Sid the sloth

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Sid the sloth is the most handsome young man from the ice age. he was definitely real and he is my life
person 1: hey did you see the ice age movies?
person 2: yea obviously, who was your favourite character?
person 1: Sid the sloth, who else?
person 2: yeah, he's sooooo handsome.
by yous3rname September 2, 2021
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