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the shire 

a dystopic hole in the ground, ful of ignorance and pathetic culture
i also got stuck in the shire, i feared for my sanity
the shire by Whippy June 8, 2004

the shire 

1. gods country
2. everyone that lives in sydney and isnt from the shire is jealous, so try and make the shire out as a bad place
3. the happiest place on earth
4. free from guns and violence...until the westies come in
"uh im not from the shire so obviously i am dumb... i have a stick" - genuine quote from someone not from the shire
the shire by xabbyx October 9, 2005

The Shire 

A common nickname for the town of Cheshire CT
Why is there Always so much Drama in "The Shire"
The Shire by The Smiths August 8, 2006

the shire 

A stupid Teletubbie like landscape crowded with annoying short "Hobbits"
Lets go back to the Shire, Frodo...
the shire by Bartjuh June 10, 2004

The Shire effect

Best explained by Frodo Baggins to Gandalf about Bilbo’s 111th birthday.
"Half the Shire's been invited. And the rest of them are turning up anyway."

Often happens at weddings and teenage/frat parties or events in small towns. What happens is when you invite your “A List” of family and friends half say they are not coming. So you send out your “B list” to give them a chance to come and hopefully keep the minimum number of people you set out to invite. However what can happen instead is that the people who said they weren’t coming come and even brings guests as well. Because of the majority of people moving in with each other instead of getting married marriage has become an "event".
Mother of the bride: "Hey was that the Andersons? I thought the invite said that they couldn't bring their kids. And who is that?"

Maid of honor"Its the Shire effect mom."

Straight Outta The Shire

1. One who has the characteristics of a hobbit.

2. Someone who lives in a little village in a cottage and raps about how hard life is.
"Dude, Coach Morganstern is like totally Straight Outta the Shire."

Guy 1: That fag is a rapper?
Guy 2: Yeah hes straight outta the shire, ya dig?
Guy 1: Stfu