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The Ryan Green Effect

When you throw a party and after it happens you automatically think you are the shit.
Boy 1: Did you go to Andrew's party on Saturday?
Boy 2: Ya dude but Andrew's being a real asshole now.
Boy 1: Ya dude he has the Ryan Green effect.
by Sarah Norton February 8, 2014
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The Ryan Limit

A unit of measurement defined by how many lines it takes Ryan to do a homework problem. Usually it’s best to achieve atleast 1.5 ryans or better, but the average being 2 ryans.
John: Hey man, how long did it take to do the first problem on the test.

Mack: I managed to get by with 3 ryans. The ryan limit is awesome!
by enthri October 25, 2017
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The Ryan Affect

Get fuck once and you will continued to get fuck out of no fault of your own
Cool guy : man i lost so much SR after playing with this loser last night

Sexy guy : look like your experiencing the Ryan affect
by Ryan is a huge gay boy April 19, 2018
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The Ryan Green Effect

The Ryan Green Effect - An individual with an extreme lack of intelligence that causes bad luck in any given situation.
He is SOOO stupid, the Ryan Green Effect follows him everywhere!
by Wes Fisk October 13, 2018
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The Ryan Orcutt Effect

It’s when you

I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
She's coming in, 12:30 flight
The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation
I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say, "Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you"
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (ooh, ooh)
The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (ooh, ooh)
Hurry boy, she's waiting there for you
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa
(I bless the rain)
I bless the rains down in Africa (I bless the rain)
I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa (ah, gonna take the time)
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (ooh, ooh)
Wow, the Ryan Orcutt Effect made me blow up Malaysia!!
by Saggit.Bob February 24, 2021
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The Ryan Effect

The Ryan Effect is a natural phenomenon that causes every person named ryan to be unexplainably attractive
Holy shit ryan is so hot, it must be The Ryan Effect
by fortniteslayqueen December 17, 2021
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The Ryan Shocker

When a dude is kindly pleasuring his man friend and decides to surprise him by quickly inserting his pinky, ring finger, and middle finger into his anus and looping the thumb and pointer finger around his mangina, stroking it ever so gently. This should "shock" him, seeing as how three fingers are A LOT of fingers to have in the ass at one time. I meeeeeeeeeean its freaking crazy!!
The other night my roomate Ryan was having sex with is life partner, Roberto, and all of a sudden i heard a scream as though someone was getting electrocuted; I bet he was kind enough to give Roberto the Ryan Shocker!
by Tyrus Thomas May 8, 2006
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