Drop some friends off at the pool

To take a shit. There is no indication as to how severe of a shit but it is usually assumed to be a short one considering the context the phrase is used.

Dude, I'll be over in a bit. I just gotta drop some friends off at the pool first.

by IshotTheSheriffbutNotTheDeputy January 13, 2009

drop Obama off at the pool

Literally sitting on the toilet taking a shit

"I really need to drop Obama off at the pool"

by Rotten_666 January 23, 2018

Drop The Cosbys Off At The Pool

Taking a huge shit.

Anthony Padilla: Excuse me, I have to go "Drop The Cosbys Off At The Pool."
Girlfriend: What are you talking about?

by Jedijonathan1234 July 13, 2017

Take The Kids To The Pool

Another reference to taking a shit. To "Take the kids to the pool" means to release your dookies in the toilet or any other place you'd like to go. Usually said when your going to have an unsolid one or in lots of pieces. Usually said only by men or totally awesome women.

MAN A "Hey bro i'm gonna go take the kids to the pool!!"

MAN B "Ok I hope they have a good time!!"

by petergriffin808 October 23, 2011

Drop off the Cosby kids and the pool

A variation of "Drop off the Cosby kids at the pool", whereas dropping off the Cosby kids and the pool means having diarrhea.

*storms for the bathroom* "OUT OF MY WAY!"
"Why? Do you have to drop off the Cosby kids at the pool?"
"Worse. I have to drop off the Cosby kids AND the pool!"
"Uh...okay, then. Good luck with that."

by NotCaptainSlow December 17, 2012

dropping the kids off at the pool

poop An expression used to describe the act of taking a dump, pooping, or evacuating your bowels of excrement. taking the browns to the super bowl

Where is the ladies room? I have to go drop the kids off at the pool.

by tanima May 20, 2004

Drop my kids off at the pool

Taking a shit.

Be right back have to drop my kids off at the pool.

by Highflyr April 6, 2003