Let The Parrot Fly

A violent shit

I ate a chili dog last night and I woke up this morning and immediately had to let the parrot fly.

by Calling Buicks June 2, 2017

fallace the parrot

the kind of parrot that sits on a meat pirates shoulder and lives in bat shit.
indiginouse to the caves of strawberry sprinkle island.

a flying shit burger
"what the fuck is that flying shit burger on your shoulder?"
"mang thees is fallace the parrot."

by gooberdoober May 3, 2009

root the parrot

To pay an electricity/power bill.

"I've saved a bit of money this month, Lyndon decided to root the parrot for me!"

by grishmael July 28, 2024

Cross-Examine the Parrot

To do something extremely asinine, but the reason behind it was because the second-person joked about it.

-Did you hear about that man the other day? He confronted a tiger and rode it! He's mental!
-Yeah well, I guess it was the cravat guy's fault. That man was trying to Cross-Examine the Parrot!

by Ace attorney nick May 1, 2025

The painful parrot

Basically any sex position can be used but anytime your partner says anything you repeat it in a parrot voice then slap your partner in the face... That also applies for your partners exclamation of pain and their repeated pleas for you to stop slapping them

Sketch: My girl said she wanted to try something new so I surprised her with the painful parrot.

Jeremy: How did that go?

Sketch: I'm now single.

by sirsketchalot July 16, 2017

The Green Parrot

Member of the Seamen of the South
Known for having the fastes jack on the crew
AKA GP

damn look at Green Parrot go! hes already sink like 10 ships

by flickyobeanz December 16, 2004

blinding the pirates parrot

blinding the pirates parrot is when a guy is jacking off and plans on cumming on his stomache but shoots harder than he expected and his sperm shoots over his shoulder just missing his face

man1:I was wanking it this morning and got lucky i guess 'cause i endded up blinding the pirates parrot.

man2:I wasn't so lucky I gave myself a zombie.....

by INSANE1323 July 7, 2009