The Panda

The sexual act of fucking a girl while smoking a blunt at the same time.

"Dude, I gave this chick The Panda last night. It was amazing! What could be better than smoking weed and fucking?"

by Panda OMG November 27, 2009

Riding The Panda

The act of intercourse between a non-Asian male/female with an Asian male/female.

A hot Asian girl delivered my Chinese food tonight, and within an hour I was riding the panda.

by Citizen Cain November 7, 2006

pat the panda

To masturbate (can be used to describe the male or female act).

After a long day of class, Ethan was ready to pat the panda.

Cindy called in sick but I suspect she is at home patting the panda.

by Helen W. September 14, 2008

The Panda

Pablo Sandavol of the San Francisco Giants

The Panda hit a 2 run homer!

by unkknownxxxx August 25, 2011

the panda express

the sexual act of doing a quick preview of different variations of sexual moves in both the vagina and in the butt hole and than busting inside the woman's mouth

Amanda couldn't decide what she wanted so i just gave her the panda express

by sock123 September 23, 2010

Smacking the Panda

A slang masturbating

Guy 1: Dude i just saw sami Smacking the panda.

Guy 2: Thats amazing.

by Gentalmensmiley June 20, 2011

The Paddy Train

Name given to a drunken Irishman or man who goes by the name of 'Patrick' when trying to converse with females on a night out. Also known as Paddy's Lemon Party adventure

"where has paddy gone?"
"he's over there trying to get girls aboard The Paddy Train"

by Kcholey November 9, 2012